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4/8/2022
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What A Day: What Gos around comes around
A win for guys who wear gym shorts everywhere. Thursday, April 7, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -DNC Chair Jamie Harrison, accurately, on Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) As major world powers
4/6/2022
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What A Day: Adam and Ivanka
America's worst export. Wednesday, April 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -State Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH), author of Ohio's Don't Say Gay LGBT-harassment bill Russia continues
4/6/2022
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What A Day: Musk still con
Speaking of using Twitter to mislead people... Tuesday, April 5, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Barack Obama, clownin' on POTUS at the White House Stomach-churning new evidence of war
4/5/2022
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What A Day: Thinking outside the Fox
You know why. Monday, April 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Madison Cawthorn, language and biology master In retreat from their failed attempt to encircle Kyiv, Russian forces left
4/1/2022
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What A Day: Cure for what oils ya
Here's hoping there's a Revenge.jpeg. Thursday, March 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Madison Cawthorn, on the orgy-silencing efforts of...Kevin McCarthy Hey! What A Day will be
3/31/2022
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What A Day: Clar and present danger
Nobody can stop you from picturing the cowboy hat. Wednesday, March 30, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump's new lawyer, on his high school consolation prize Ukraine has
3/30/2022
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What A Day: Mr. Burners
The unchecked flood of disinformation has its perks. Tuesday, March 29, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, in a lengthy formal statement about his hole-in-one Tuesday's peace
3/29/2022
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What A Day: Cruz Clues
A glimpse of the ancient robot dogs of Pompeii. Monday, March 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Chris Wallace, on why he left Fox News in the year of our lord 2021 With Ukraine and Russia
3/25/2022
23 : 54
What A Day: Hard Zel
Its stunning military failures were part of the plan all along. Friday, March 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Vlad Putin, Fox News viewer, apparently With President Biden in Europe to
3/25/2022
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What A Day: Thomas the crank engine
Glass half full (of invisible plastic particles)! Thursday, March 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tulsi Gabbard on her low Instagram views, days after Russia blocked the app President
3/23/2022
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What A Day: Ted man squawking
An app somehow not called the Grudge Report. Tuesday, March 22, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz, to the airline staff who supposedly worship him The Ukrainian military has continued
3/22/2022
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What A Day: Cruddy Hawley
A dark future of private paternity results. Monday, March 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz pluggin' his pod during a SCOTUS confirmation hearing The nearly month-old war in
3/19/2022
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What A Day: Isn't Xi lovely
Pour out a shot of horse goop for Joe Rogan. Friday, March 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov, praising Putin's US propaganda arm The thing about
3/18/2022
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What A Day: Hasta la vista, maybe?
Stolen potato valor. Thursday, March 17, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, on the COVID-positive Taoiseach of Ireland In spite of its serious military losses,
3/17/2022
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What A Day: The (other) land of Oz
Forgot the first rule of Corruption Club. Wednesday, March 16, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, ruling out his bloodthirsty mob's target as a running mate President Biden
3/16/2022
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What A Day: Rope-a-pope
What's a kidnapping or two between friends? Tuesday, March 15, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Hillary Clinton, on getting sanctioned by Russia for some reason Three European leaders
3/15/2022
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What A Day: All the Ginni joints
A new type of rich white guy in not-quite-space. Monday, March 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Elon Musk, War Ender The Russian government may be terrorizing Ukrainian civilians, inching
3/12/2022
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What A Day: Cher-NOPE-yl
Name a better audience for butt-centric literature. Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A People's Convoy trucker disappointed with his Beltway welcome The US and Europe
3/11/2022
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What A Day: Census of shame
Time to stock up on more NFTs of diapers. Thursday, March 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump with a rare astute observation Another round of peace talks between Russia and
3/9/2022
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What A Day: Breaking the gas ceiling
A rarely advisable War Surprise. Tuesday, March 8, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The pilots and flight attendants in Ted Cruz's fantasies The US and Europe have moved to ban or phase