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2/4/2022
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What A Day: The Lou fighters
Biden can now appoint a younger International Space Station. Thursday, February 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -LA Mayor Eric Garcetti, on taking maskless photos with Magic Johnson Three
2/1/2022
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What A Day: Fine kettle of fash
The most normal page of the Matt Gaetz playbook. Monday, January 31, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY), sharing a "Voltaire" quote from a neo-Nazi Disgraced
1/29/2022
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What A Day: The Wolf who cried oy
Don't put all of your cookbooks in one cargo ship. Friday, January 28, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), during his State of the State address With GOP attacks on
1/28/2022
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What A Day: School Maus block’d
Please stop startling the octogenarians. Thursday, January 27, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Candace Owens, on Minnie Mouse wearing a pantsuit Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer has
1/27/2022
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What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane
“My client is no different from the traitors of yore." Wednesday, January 26, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -No Labels, slapping quite a label on Kyrsten Sinema Supreme Court Justice
1/26/2022
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What A Day: DeSantis jerkshop
The end of the road for Big Pencil. Tuesday, January 25, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Conservative MP Conor Burns, on Boris Johnson's lockdown birthday party A new front has opened up
1/25/2022
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What A Day: Doocy Goosied
Think about that silver lining, from before! Monday, January 24, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -US District Court Judge Jed Rakoff, on Sarah Palin It's easy to call the GOP “
1/24/2022
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Pod Save America's Going On Tour!
Join Jon, Jon, Tommy and Dan LIVE starting April 14th Pod Save America: (A)live And On Tour Presale Starts Tuesday! Set your alarms! Presale tickets will be available tomorrow, Tuesday, January 25th at
1/22/2022
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What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er
But her completely gibberish emails. Friday, January 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, on why she was subpoenaed The Omicron wave has begun to recede and
1/21/2022
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What A Day: On the daughter-front
This is not the green M&M our Founding Fathers wanted. Thursday, January 20, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -An Oath Keeper misquoting Monty Python before taking part in a seditious
1/20/2022
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What A Day: The fils have ayes
The important thing is, they had fun out there. Wednesday, January 19, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lisa Murkowski, on fixing the Senate Sens. Joe Manchin (“D”-WV) and Kyrsten Sinema (“D”
1/19/2022
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What A Day: Rud-dunnit
Fingers crossed for some friendly goons! Tuesday, January 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kyrsten Sinema, preparing to help shred that legacy Voting Rights Week is upon us, and every
1/15/2022
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What A Day: 'Kraine check
No privacy for fully-uniformed popes these days. Friday, January 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Virginia Republicans' anti-CRT bill, on the stuff Virginia students oughta learn
1/14/2022
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What A Day: COOL COOL COOL
Cool cool cool cool. Thursday, January 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kamala Harris, on whether it's time fo change the COVID strategy Between Sens. Joe Manchin (D-WV) and Kyrsten
1/13/2022
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What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door
The next booster is more of a body high. Wednesday, January 12, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marco Rubio on the most urgent threat to American democracy Senate Majority Leader Chuck
1/12/2022
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What A Day: Doctor fil
Pokémon GO to the Second District Court of Appeal. Tuesday, January 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tommy Tuberville making sense of a pandemic the way he knows how President Biden
1/11/2022
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What A Day: Where Jordan
What goes a-Rounds comes a-Rounds. Monday, January 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Anti-vaxxer Christopher Key hawking the next golden COVID cure Republicans have overwhelmingly accepted
1/8/2022
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What A Day: No mands land
Watch your back out there, Street View. Friday, January 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz groveling for forgiveness for calling January 6 a terrorist attack The Supreme Court's
1/7/2022
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What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid
Hey Pope, play the hits. Thursday, January 6, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham on the world's first apolitical coup attempt President Biden commemorated the first
1/6/2022
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What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys
The first admitted viewer of Emily in Paris S2. Wednesday, January 5, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Dana Perino on how military-grade police equipment would have solved snow on I-95 The