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9/1/2020
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What A Day: Upping the vigilante
Cool cool emails cool cool. Monday, August 31, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Deceased COVID victim Herman Caine's Twitter account With President Trump and his most fervent supporters
8/28/2020
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What A Day: What so profoundly we hailed
JoeBidenInAviatorsLickingIceCream.jpeg Friday, August 28, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Dr. Deborah Birx, two weeks before Donald's No-Mask Fascist Backyard Bash The
8/28/2020
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What A Day: Liar liar Pence on fire
(Not his ratings, though.) Thursday, August 27, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Don Jr. on robocalls to voters who may have heard otherwise, from someone In the alternate reality of the GOP
8/27/2020
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What A Day: Gall in the Family
If the Birkenstock vote wasn't locked up before... Wednesday, August 26, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Eric Trump, in a model "speech that should've been an email" If the
8/26/2020
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What A Day: Plozma-ble deniability
A tale we couldn't possibly have imagined up ourselves... Tuesday, August 25, 2020 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Jerry Falwell, Jr., the MLK of resigning in disgrace over a sex scandal
8/25/2020
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What A Day: True to platform
The best news Michael Avenatti has received in years. Monday, August 24, 2020 BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Vice President Mike Pence, admitting too much Will the Republican convention be defined
8/21/2020
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What A Day: DeJoy in Mudville
Michael Bloomberg was also there. Friday, August 21, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Delaware's own Tom Carper, voice of the people “A home run in the bottom of the ninth
8/21/2020
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What A Day: In fraud we trust
Honestly? Holy mackerel, folks. Thursday, August 20, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, Jr., on Steve Bannon's fraud scheme in 2018 We all had a good laugh at Gov. Tony Evers
8/19/2020
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What A Day: OK, Loomer
The Postal Service will save the Postal Service. Wednesday, August 19, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Laura Loomer's primary rival, a QAnon supporter Sixty seconds of AOC, a viral state
8/18/2020
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What A Day: Mail to the Chief
It's a DNC-week miracle, Charlie Brown. Monday, August 17, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joey B in conversation with Cardi B (who did not stop calling him "Biden") Only a few
8/13/2020
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What A Day: 10 Things I Hate About Q
Alas, it is an island with Sean Hannity on it. Wednesday, August 12, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Your next nightmare (sorry) President Trump and his Fox News allies wasted no time in
8/12/2020
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What A Day: Habemus Veepum
See you in Deschutes County, the place we all live. Tuesday, August 11, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Andrew Yang, silenced by the establishment After weeks of speculation, rumor, and
8/11/2020
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What A Day: USPS de résistance
We are happy for New Zealand. No one is crying. Monday, August 10, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kayleigh McEnany, previewing Trump's message for the RNC no one can attend As the
8/8/2020
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What A Day: A midsummer night's scheme
Is that...good? Friday, August 7, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Dinesh D'Souza, with a gorgeous defense of the mental acuity candidate Having abjectly failed to contain
8/6/2020
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What A Day: Ferris Bueller's Year Off
Eat our dust, Brazil. Wednesday, August 5, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. John Thune (R-SD), for...the first time in four years? The majority of the country's largest school
8/4/2020
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What A Day: The Birx of Being a Wallflower
(a Corruption prequel) Monday, August 3, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Tammy Duckworth, icing a staffer With coronavirus outbreaks beginning to surge in the midwest and the first
7/31/2020
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What A Day: DeJoy of crooking
Do it for the scam gram. Friday, July 31, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, having yet another normal one The bad news (question: is there
7/31/2020
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What A Day: Delay, Lady, Delay
The Claudia Conway mystery persists. Thursday, July 30, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Laura Ingraham, graph understander With the American economy in record decline, President Trump could
7/30/2020
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What A Day: Do not pass Gohmert
Do not collect $600 Wednesday, July 29, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, as the death toll soared past 150000 A week after debuting Somber New Tone #325793, President Trump has
7/29/2020
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What A Day: Hill Billy
Break up the bank DJs. Tuesday, July 28, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Attorney General Bill Barr, when asked if it's ever cool for the president to accept foreign election assistance