Crooked Media - What A Day: Ferris Bueller's Year Off

Wednesday, August 5, 2020
BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA

-Sen. John Thune (R-SD), for...the first time in four years?

The majority of the country’s largest school districts have made plans to begin the academic year online, somehow unpersuaded by President Trump’s insistence that the virus “will go away like things go away.”
 

  • Here’s how that’s going: Florida has become the second state to record over 500,000 confirmed coronavirus cases; the only state with more cases is California. Florida crossed that milestone even as its new cases dropped artificially, after the state shut down testing sites in anticipation of Tropical Storm Isaias. Test numbers have dropped in 22 states over the past two weeks, a worrying trend that health officials have largely attributed to public frustration with long delays. Seems crazy, who wouldn’t want to sit in their car for three hours to one day find out if they were coronavirus-free two weeks ago?
     
  • As the country suffers through what Dr. Anthony Fauci acknowledged to be the world’s worst coronavirus outbreak (eat our dust, Brazil), more school districts have walked back plans to reopen IRL. Chicago public schools will start the school year fully online, after parents and teachers pushed back against a plan for a mix of online and in-person classes. That leaves New York City as the only major school system planning to offer some in-person classes in the fall. Only five of the country’s 25 largest school districts plan to reopen with any form of in-person learning.
     
  • Those decisions amount to a rejection of President “It is what it is” Trump, who advocated for children and teachers to cram together in poorly ventilated buildings as recently as this morning on Fox & Friends: “My view is the schools should open. This thing is going away.” Trump also falsely asserted that children are “virtually immune” from COVID-19. Meanwhile, a second-grader in Georgia tested positive after attending the first day of school in a school district that doesn’t require masks, and a viral photo from a mask-optional Georgia high school (which reopened despite reports of positive coronavirus cases among students and staff) showed mostly maskless students crowded into hallways.

If only some other country had made this mistake already and we could see how it went.
 

  • Back in late May, the Israeli government felt confident about Israel’s subsiding coronavirus numbers and triumphantly welcomed the country’s student body back to school. Within days, an outbreak at a Jerusalem high school spiraled out of control, quickly spreading to students’ families, and then to other schools and neighborhoods. Hundreds of schools were forced to close, and tens of thousands of students and teachers were quarantined. The U.S. is in a much worse state now than Israel was in May. Could there be some kind of lesson here?
     
  • Not only is the U.S. reopening schools too early and haphazardly, we’re going about it backwards. Education experts broadly agree that the national priority should be getting young children back into classrooms first: They have to learn to read, they can’t learn independently online, and their parents need to be able to work. But financial pressures have forced colleges to reopen their campuses first, while schools for younger students lack the necessary funding to reopen safely. 
     

Of course, any form of “safe school reopening” is a fantasy until outbreaks in the communities around schools have been contained, a first step the Trump administration is profoundly uninterested in taking. Eighty-nine days left to elect someone who will.

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Defense Department officials have no idea why President Trump called the huge explosion in Beirut a “terrible attack” on Tuesday, and suggested it had been caused by “a bomb of some kind.” Defense Secretary Mark Esper said that “most believe” the explosion was “an accident, as reported.” Lebanese authorities said a fire triggered the explosion of 2,750 tons of ammonium nitrate that had been stored in an unsecured warehouse for more than six years, and have launched an investigation into how that came to pass. At least 135 people were killed, more than 5,000 were injured, and many people are still missing. 

For at least two months, an Instagram “bug” showed users negative hashtags related to Joe Biden, but not Donald Trump. Instagram searches for Joe Biden returned both negative related hashtags and pro-Trump hashtags, while searches for Trump-related topics returned nothing negative, or any hashtags that would have pushed users towards alternative content. Meanwhile, over on Facebook—Instagram's parent company—Trump’s re-election campaign has run ads with a false claim about Biden’s desire to “defund” police forces at least 22.5 million times. Fact-checkers unanimously found the ads “false” or “deceptive,” but Facebook didn’t share those assessments with its users, under its policy allowing politicians to lie with impunity. Another damning pile of evidence of social media companies’ flagrant liberal bias.

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Missouri voters approved a Medicaid expansion in defiance of GOP state leaders, extending coverage to over 200,000 currently uninsured residents.

Gov. Kim Reynolds (R-IA) signed an executive order restoring voting rights to tens of thousands of Iowans who served felony sentences, with no requirement that they pay off outstanding fees or fines.

A growing number of southern states have begun removing Confederate statues from Capitol buildings of their own accord.

Oregon could become the first state to decriminalize drug possession this fall. 

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