No Grass in the Clouds - What I Wrote, Week of 5/27 (and Beyond)

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What I Wrote, Week of 5/6

Friday, May 6, 2022

You know what would be a great Mother's Day gift? A forwarded pre-order email for Net Gains, baby! Are you, yourself, a mother? No problem; buy your own copy! As for the content from this week: -I

What I Wrote, Week of 4/29

Friday, April 29, 2022

My book: you can preorder it here. Those who haven't: please do: Those who have: please accept my undying love. As for the stuff that was published this week … -How are the Champions League races

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Saturday, April 23, 2022

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What I Wrote, Week of 4/22

Friday, April 22, 2022

I've been spending the past few weeks on a blurb hunt for Net Gains, WHICH YOU CAN PRE-ORDER HERE. You're gonna like the way you look (at the book and see the names and quotes from certain

What I Wrote, Week of 4/8

Friday, April 8, 2022

All right! Before the links, a reminder to HELP OUT YOUR BOY (ME) AND PRE-ORDER HIS (MY) BOOK. Also, I'm writing a mailbag for my next ESPN piece, and you can tweet at me, email me (ohanlonmailbag@

What the NBA Cup showed us

Sunday, December 10, 2023

A potential antidote for Tyrese Haliburton, a reminder of the Lakers' extra gear and LeBron's complete record. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

A Question: How Good Is MLS?

Saturday, December 9, 2023

MLS Cup kicks off in about an hour, between the two best teams in the league (by xG): Los Angeles FC and the Columbus Crew. One team I played on growing up was called “the Crew”. Great name, so much

America 🤝 Tyrese Haliburton

Friday, December 8, 2023

Fri, Dec 8th, 2023 The Opening Tip LeBron is timeless Two current losing streaks are flirting with history Chuck spent last night's TV coverage roasting everyone 1. He's Here, He's Perfect

Holiday Hardware 🏆

Friday, December 8, 2023

Lakers, Pacers in IST Final. Rahm Goes Rogue. Patriots Upset. MLS Cup, Heisman & The Weekend... ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

The NBA Point Party 🎉

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Luka, Embiid, Bane & Banchero Go Off on Big Night. Yankees Add Soto. Heisman Finalists & More... ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

The 4 teams you meet in Vegas

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Tyrese Haliburton at The Singularity, a Zion Williamson interregnum, another Giannis triump and LeBron's war on time itself. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Vegas Bound 🏀

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

NBA In-Season Tournament Final 4. NFL Power Rankings Week 14. MLB Winter Meetings & More... ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

The 20 Most Valuable Player in the Premier League

Tuesday, December 5, 2023

I have access to a new stat: expected possession value. I would call it “xPV” but then I remembered how my buddy Donnie made fun of me because every stat I cited sounded like an STD. Anyway, I wrote

2 L's in 'Jacksonville'

Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Jags Lose MNF & QB Trevor Lawrence. Pacers & Pels Advance in NBA IST. Polls, Heisman & More... ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Chicken soup for the sports lover’s soul

Monday, December 4, 2023

Cozy winter vibes ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌