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Microsoft reviews M365 resilience after Indian outage

Plus: Amazon and Alibaba risk Indonesia ban; Pegasus in Thailand; South Korea's semiconductor education surge; and more

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China seems to have figured out how to make 7nm chips despite US sanctions

Foiled again, Team America

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Hospital IT melts in heatwave, leaving doctors without patient records

Clinical systems 10 years old, new software due to go live next year

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Seagate lowers production and sales forecasts amid weakening economy

US datacenter demand holding up, floundering in China. Consumers? 'Spending money on other things'

It takes an exascale supercomputer to drive carbon capture

Here on Earth, we bury our problems and simulate our way out of them later

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London Stock Exchange CEO still aiming for dual Arm listing

As British element of IPO is put on ice by SoftBank, Julia Hoggett says 'compelling case' remains

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Chip shortages hit hard at Yamaha's musical instrument business

Tried silicon substitutes but that effort fell flat. Literally and tonally

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My smartphone has wiped my microSD card again: Is it a conspiracy?

And who's listening to those MP3s instead of me?

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We've got a photocopier and it can copy anything

Hang on a minute. I've got a great idea

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My Big Coin founder is – you guessed it – a $6m crypto-fraudster

Con man blew victims' cash on antiques, artwork, other riches

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Microsoft closes off two avenues of attack: Office macros, RDP brute-forcing

Blockade against VBA scripts in downloaded files is back on by default

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Don't dive head first into that crypto pool, FBI warns

Liquidity scams cost victims more than $70m, agents say

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British intelligence recycles old argument for thwarting strong encryption: Think of the children!

Levy and Robinson are at it again

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Russia, Iran discuss tech manufacturing, infosec and e-governance collaboration

Proposed working group would see Moscow's miltech conglomerate Rostec operate in Tehran

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I've been fired, says engineer who claimed Google chatbot was sentient

Plus: How writers are using AI tools to help them write fiction more quickly

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Your job was probably outsourced for exactly the reason you suspected

It costs relatively next to nothing to hire devs on the other side of the planet

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Analysts question pace of SAP users moving to S/4HANA

CEO claims 60 percent of deployments are new buyers. It may all depend on how you define deployment

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How to get Linux onto a non-approved laptop

Dell certifies certain models for Linux, but if yours isn't, all is not lost

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Microsoft sunsets Windows built-in data leak prevention

The alternative is a paid subscription service. What's the bet it's more expensive than the current offering?

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UK blocks China from licensing Manchester Uni's robot vision tech

National Security and Investment Act used to prevent export felt to have nasty defense implications

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Offbeat

SpaceX crewed flight to ISS delayed by damaged rocket

Just as NASA urged to reuse Musk hardware no more than five times

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Trees may help power your next electric car

No, we're not reverting to steam power – lignin just makes great cathodes

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Rejoice! System Administrator Appreciation Day (SAAD) is nigh

What to buy your favorite misanthrope: booze, choc, sports tickets or fewer stupid users? Tell us, please tell us

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CityFibre loses appeal against Openreach discounts for ISPs

Tribunal says broadband company failed to show it had been treated unfairly by regulator's decision

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