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'I wonder what this cable does': How to tell thicknet from a thickhead

Termin-what? Why can't I connect directly to the network

 
 

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Microsoft: Outlook desktop app crashing due to missing identity setting

A new Windows esport event: Opening Outlook

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After eleven-year wait, Atlassian customers promised custom domains in 2023

Some got so cranky waiting they made a t-shirt celebrating the 'CLOUD-6999' Jira ticket

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Nipping ransomware in the bud

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Intel finally takes the hint on software optimization

Don't have the budget or customer base for Graviton-class silicon? Intel thinks it can help

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Meta iOS apps accused of injecting code into third-party websites

Company insists it's doing so 'to honor people’s App Tracking Transparency (ATT) choices'

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Twitter unveils US midterm election integrity plans, upsets almost everyone

Don't feed the trolls? Users deem policy an attack on conservatives, dystopian, and election manipulation

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AWS takes a shot at the private 5G network

Well, more like 4G LTE right now, and you'll probably need someone to put up the radio

BT union announces 48-hour strike action in protest over pay

26,000 engineers and call center operators to down tools again this month

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'I wonder what this cable does': How to tell thicknet from a thickhead

Termin-what? Why can't I connect directly to the network

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Elon Musk wrote article for China's internet regulator, hinted at aged care robots

PLUS Vietnam's massive infosec push; Philippines telco fight; Australia dumps COVID app; and more

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Ukraine's cyber chief comes to Black Hat in surprise visit

Tl;DR - the news isn't good

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Let there be ambient light sensing, without fear of data theft

Six years on web devs finally settle on sensor privacy defenses

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Palo Alto bug used for DDoS attacks and there's no fix yet

There goes the weekend...

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Starlink satellite dish cracked on stage at Black Hat

Once the modchip plans are live, you can, too

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US reveals 'Target' pic of Conti man with $10m reward offer

Fashion Police chipping in on the bounty related to costliest strain of ransomware on record

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Microsoft trumps Google for 2021-22 bug bounty payouts

Another $13.7m handed out to researchers, but then again it does have an awful lot of attack surfaces

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Intel ups protection against physical chip attacks in Alder Lake

Repurposes logic originally used for spotting variations in voltage, timing in older circuits to help performance

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Emergency services call-handling provider: Ransomware forced it to pull servers offline

Advanced's infrastructure still down and out, recovery to take weeks or more

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AI could save future firefighters from deadly flashover explosions

NIST-led engineers are working on building a real-time alert system

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Your AI-generated digital artwork may not be protected by US copyright

Do we want to recognise machines as authors?

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Meta's AI internet chatbot demo quickly starts spewing fake news and racist remarks

Plus: How Google is using language models to improve search, and watch Heinz's AI ketchup advert

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AI laser probe for prostate cancer enters clinical trials

FDA says yes to the tests

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Ubuntu 22.04.1: Slightly late, but worth the upgrade

Latest shine on the Jammy Jellyfish brings ton of fixes to keep you working smoothly

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Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault

Hello customer, can I help you? Ha ha, just kidding, of course I won’t

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VMware offers cloudy upgrade lifeline to legacy vCenter users

But warns 'upcoming major release of vSphere' will break some plugins

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Offbeat

Scientists find gasses from Earth in rocks from early Moon

The discovery could help scientists further understand the origins of life

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Google fined $42.5m over misleading Android location settings in Australia

Ad behemoth committed to 'providing the most helpful products possible'

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BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?

Oh yes. We'd be only too happy to leave our basement dwelling and frolic among you

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Microsoft open-sources its emojis as part of new design philosophy

No Clippy, though, and that philosophy only seems to go so far

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Asteroids may shoot pebbles into shallow temporary orbits, boffins believe

OSIRIS-Rex saw this happening. An odd meteorite suggests why and how

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US military fuels eVTOL research with $75m contract

The renewed agreement more than doubles the DoD's deal with Joby Aviation

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Court voids 34,000 unfair Fuji Xerox contracts

Required customers to pay for software they did not receive, among other sins

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