Welcome back to 5 Tweet Tuesday.

I spend all week scrolling Twitter, so you don't have to... and here are my favorite 5 tweets of the week 💎

#1💎

Naval @naval Panic led to lockdowns. Lockdowns led to fiscal stimulus. Stimulus led to inflation. Inflation led to monetary tightening. Tightening leads to recession. The panic wasn’t free - and the bill is coming due. September 27th 2022 8,086 Retweets 44,154 Likes

and the bill looks like James Harden’s at a club after an away game in Miami.

#2💎

Peter Yang @petergyang Kids are using AI to write essays and get straight As pic.twitter.com/i0yyXiVEtU September 23rd 2022 10,715 Retweets 142,635 Likes

Alright teachers, listen up. Artificial Intelligence (AI) is about to ruin essay homework. And there are going to be a ton of articles about “cheating” using AI.

But here’s the deal. For the next year, any student using AI gets an A+.

That’s right A+.

Because if you’re 16 years old, and you figure out how to get access to GPT-3 and use it to write your essay - you’re a winner. There is a 1 year grace period where using AI is not only allowed, but rewarded with respect for being an early adopter of this raw technology.

#3💎

Pomp 🌪 @APompliano Our grandparents were addicted to cigarettes, our parents were addicted to sugar, and we are addicted to our phones. September 25th 2022 365 Retweets 3,619 Likes

A bit dark, but truth to it.

Soon, taking a ‘digital detox’ daily is going to become the norm.

At least 1-2 waking hours with no phone or computers. This is the new Kale, I’m calling it now.

#4💎

Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth) @antoniogm Adulthood is when Zillow becomes your favorite porn site. September 22nd 2022 45 Retweets 1,304 Likes

zestimate is my safeword
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#5💎

Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg birth certificate is so crazy..hello baby welcome to the world here is some paperwork September 22nd 2022 7,602 Retweets 133,613 Likes

😂

-shaan

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