Reader, start living the life you gawk at

If you're hunting LinkedIn for entry-level jobs, I'm willing to bet you're already pretty annoyed.
 
Most entry-level positions today require you to have at least 5 years of prior work experience.
 
Let me say that again:
Your employer wants you to have job experience WITHOUT getting any job experience
 
The classic bait and switch
They show you a door and build up your hopes
A door that goes nowhere

But you still have to eat!
So you apply anyway and keep your fingers crossed for a call that will never come.
 
OR
 
You become desperate and turn to money Twitter for hacks that give you just enough to scrape by.

Someone throws you a bone
And you sniff it in like cocaine
You get the taste of making money online
And you want the coco to keep on coming
You turn your attention to freelancing marketplaces
Start accepting gigs that literally ask you to sell your soul
You hate it. You hate the work you do. You hate the clients you work with.
You hate the life you're living and wonder if it's all worth it
You make the call to end the misery. Once and for all.
You deliver your ongoing clients' work
Drag your mouse to deactivate profile
Just before you click...
Cha-ching: The payment comes in
*ssnnifffffffff*

This coco does hit different!

Let me ask you something:
Do you think it's really worth it?

You'll probably work 10-12hrs a day and sacrifice any life you had to make roughly $3k a month - if you're lucky.

Yeah, it'll put food on the table
But with the ongoing financial crunch, that's all you'll be able to afford

What if I tell you there's a third option...
A haven where you can unlock every single secret the market is holding
And give you access to a step-by-step roadmap that'll make you $10k/month in less than 6 months

Okay, you got me
I'll admit I was trying to pull the ol' switcheroo
Because I know if you put in the same effort you'd put in to run your Upwork gig
You'll comfortably make north of $50k/month before the year ends

In fact, I'm so sure of your success that I'm willing to give you 100% refund if you don't scale!

Thousands of Utopians have followed the same journey as you
And are standing on top of their six-figure agencies (yes, plural)
Living the life you gawk at every night before going to bed

Reader, don't feel bad..
None of them are better than you
They're just ahead in their journey
They escaped their trenches, fought their demons, and saved the prince/ss
You're not even done with your "One upon a time..."
But you can start today

You can start working on your life's story
And follow your road to glory if you
Join Utopia Today

Don't feel rushed though
Take your time
I'm sure your competitors can wait
(If you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm)