Crooked Media - What A Day: Suisse miss

In the wake of Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse, things are feeling a little unstable around these parts!
 

• Global financial markets experienced more turbulence today after Credit Suisse announced it found “material weakness” in its financial reporting, triggering a selloff of the company’s shares, which dropped over 20 percent in value almost immediately. European banking stocks more broadly also took a tumble, dragging down all of the major stock indexes. 
   

• Swiss regulators said that Credit Suisse can access money from the central bank if needed, an emergency measure meant to assuage fears resulting from the disclosure. Swiss financial regulator FINMA and the Swiss central bank filed a joint statement assuring that Credit Suisse “meets the capital and liquidity requirements imposed on systemically important banks.”
   

• Fears of broader weakness in the global financial system have been revived in the past week, but the risk of “contagion” from Credit Suisse to other European banks, at least for now, appears to be relatively low. Germany’s financial supervisory authority also stated that it sees no direct risk of the problem spreading, and that the German banking system is robust and capable of weathering higher interest rates. Despite assurances from the banking world (which many people rightly take with a grain of salt!), concern remains…pretty fucking high!

The regulatory response to SVB and Credit Suisse have been prompt and at least temporarily stabilizing, but the confluence of current market conditions make this a vulnerable time. 
 

• In times of global financial peril, we are reminded once again that capitalist economic policy and corporate governance, well, it can have some negative consequences! Silicon Valley Bank executives not only gave themselves bonuses as the company was going down in flames on Friday, but they also sold off tens of millions of dollars in company stock over the past two years, raising (pretty obvious!!) questions about insider trading. SVB’s CEO Greg Becker sold almost $30 million of stock over the past two years, and Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) called on him to return the money to depositors. Yes I’m sure he will do the right thing!!
   

• The Securities Exchange Commission recently created new rules to increase disclosure, transparency, and timelines for scheduled stock sell-offs, in order to weed out this kind of impropriety. Under the new rules, Becker’s sales would not have been allowed. Cool cool cool!! SVB was the go-to bank for many startups, but it also housed a great deal of cryptocurrency money. So the federal government is now insuring investments over the $250,000 limit even for those who invested big in an unregulated currency. After a huge crash and months of poor performance, cryptocurrency rallied on monday after the lowercase-b bailout. Seems bad to me!

Abuses in the financial sector are like guns: they’re ubiquitous in America, they cause catastrophic harm to millions of people, and the government refuses to regulate them.

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As the craven Trump-appointed Texas judge weighs whether or not to invalidate the FDA’s long-standing approval of mifepristone, the most widely-used medication to terminate pregnancy, it’s clear that the worst of what we feared after the fall of Roe may be yet to come. Republicans in South Carolina are pushing legislation that would make any person who has an abortion subject to the state’s homicide laws, which are punishable by death. The bill is called the “South Carolina Prenatal Equal Protection Act” and describes anything from an embryo with a handful of cells up to a fully gestated baby as a “person.” South Carolina law hands down death penalty sentences or minimum sentences of 30 years in prison to people convicted of murder. The measure includes no exceptions for rape or incest. Over a dozen Republican lawmakers have co-sponsored the bill. South Carolina hasn’t acted on the measure yet, but Republicans hold control of both houses of the state legislature and the governorship. Thank you once again to everyone who told women they were “exaggerating” about what Republicans would do in a post-Roe world!

Investigators in Fulton County, GA, reportedly have another audio recording of a phone call from disgraced former president Donald Trump—this one to the Georgia Speaker of the House—in which he attempted to toss out Joe Biden’s victory in the state. 

In other Trump criminal proceedings, former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen wrapped up his second day of testimony before a New York grand jury regarding the “alleged” hush money payment Cohen made at Trump’s behest to adult film actress Stormy Daniels. Daniels met with Manhattan prosecutors today.

Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) revoked the Hyatt Regency Miami hotel’s liquor license because it hosted “A Drag Queen Christmas.” 

Speaking of Meatball Ron, allies of disgraced former president Donald Trump have filed a complaint with the Florida Commision on Ethics accusing DeSantis of violating campaign-finance and ethics rules as he continues his shadow run for the GOP presidential nomination without formally declaring his candidacy. 

Sens. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) and Ted Budd (R-NC) introduced a bill to mandate tracking systems on weather and research balloons so the U.S. military can chill the hell out. 

State officials in Texas announced a takeover of Houston’s public school district, home to over 200,000 students, in a move Democrats say is a politically motivated exertion of control by the administration of Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) over the increasingly blue city. 

Honda recalled 500,000 cars in the United States and Canada due to a problem with the front seat belts. Elon Musk would never.

The Kremlin announced that it will try to recover the wreckage of the American drone it struck down yesterday. 

Something strange is happening on Pennsylvania Avenue, and it’s not Joe Biden ordering ice cream deliveries in the winter. A slew of real estate sales have occurred two blocks east of the Capitol building, and the properties have a common buyer: allies of disgraced former president Donald Trump. The Conservative Partnership Institute, a nonprofit (sure) led by Trump’s former chief of staff Mark Meadows, bought a total of $41 million in properties just steps from the Capitol, and in the organization’s annual report, CPI announced that its aim is to transform that particular swath of real estate into a sort of MAGA campus it calls “Patriots’ Row.” Republicans are always going on about their disdain for DC and how it is run so it’s interesting that they are taking somewhat clandestine measures to buy up large swaths of it! It’s also borderline unprecedented for a nonprofit to purchase so many properties (nine in the past year!) in such a close proximity (on one street) in such a short period of time. Pro-insurrectionists having headquarters right next to the Capitol doesn’t feel great! FBI, u up?

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President Biden announced today that the government will subject 27 drugs to inflation penalties, aiming to reduce out-of-pocket costs for Medicare recipients and lower prescription drug prices more broadly. 
 

A Nebraska lawmaker has been filibustering an anti-trans bill for…three weeks!!!


Medicaid expansion passed the North Carolina senate 43-2, inching one step closer to becoming law.