The Rubesletter - The truth is a terrible business model
This is the Rubesletter from Matt Ruby. I’m a comedian, writer, and the creator of Vooza. Every Tuesday, I send essays, jokes, and videos to your inbox. You’re on the free plan, for the full experience, sign up for a paid subscription. The truth is a terrible business modelWhy would you take a nuanced, middle-of-the-road stance when you see all your edgy, hot-taking peers gaming the algorithm with a bunch of bullsh*t?Yesterday was like The Day The Music Died but for cable news (and also, no one really cares). I’ve got my fingers crossed we're about to get an Odd Couple reboot starring Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon. Imagine the wacky hijinx! I still can’t believe the “Jesus ❤️ Guns” crowd ever fell hard for a spray tanned, bow-tied, educated at a boarding school in Switzerland guy who [checks notes] hates the elites? His real name: Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson. Because nothing says “not elite” like the middle name Swanson. Seriously, where do these right wingers think FOX broadcasters go when they leave their studio in Times Square? Hint: They ain’t hopping on a pontoon boat to go alligator wrestling. It’s just con after con after con with these “men of the people.” Alas, FOX haters think this is some kinda victory. But c’mon, we’ve been here before. It’s silly to think detuckering is some kinda detox that solves anything. Before him, the problem was Hannity. And before that, it was O'Reilly. And don’t forget the shenanigans of past boogeycasters Megyn Kelly and Glenn Beck. It's time we stop fooling ourselves: It ain’t the mouthpiece, it’s the time slot. The person on camera is just a cog. The platform is what matters. They'll plug in the next commander of hate to the conn and the rage ship will sail on. And American grandpas will keep on watching as they curse the immigrants who clean their bedpans. Something that whole Fox News case revealed: The truth is a terrible business model.
As always, follow the money. What’s the reason for FOX to be honest? Journalism? That horse left the barn a long time ago. Now the right move is to give the people what they want: Throw incendiary opinions at ‘em, make crap up, confirm that bias, and stroke that ego. Don’t hate the network, hate the predatory capitalist system that makes putting sweaty Rudy on the air the right move. In truth, we long for a retro news landscape that was artificially propped up. When there were just three networks, news was a loss leader. We could have a Walter Cronkite because CBS didn’t need the news division to make a profit. Now, every fraction of a rating point counts. Meanwhile, newspapers were buoyed by classified ads, until Craigslist came along and pulled the rug out from all that. Now that journalism is left to fend for itself, it’s withering away. It’s romantic to think revenue comes from All The President’s Men reporting, but actually it’s coming (if at all) from recipes and Wordle. “But what about Substack’s model?” It’s great for personal/niche stuff, but real reporting? I dunno. Good luck finding a Substacker willing to tell all their paying subscribers they’re a bunch of dumb schmucks. The incentives are all toward congratulating the choir for “getting it.” (Except you, dear reader. Subscribers here truly do “get it.” You are most certainly NOT a schm– ugh, moving on...) It’s everywhere too. Why would you take a nuanced, middle-of-the-road stance when you see all your edgy, hot-taking peers gaming the algorithm with a bunch of bullsh*t? No one wants to swim upstream and lose money doing it. So now we’re left with just the coals of truth. And each day, we pour more deep fakes, Photoshopped portraits, and Drake singing The Weeknd tunes atop the embers. Good luck sussing out real from fake in the future. The truth is now negotiable. At least, that’s what ChatGPT just told me. Quickies🎯 Every private karaoke room is an escape room to me. 🎯 Crazy how much we use the phrase whack-a-mole considering how little anyone ever played the actual game. 🎯 Lyft ride…a true story! 🎯 Crazy that content now needs to be either 15 seconds or 3.5 hours and anything in between gets lost. Anyway, this will probably be the topic of a new 16 hour documentary airing on Showtime. 🎯 We fixate too much on “the one right way” when nature shows us that sometimes the tide goes in, other times out. It's all about timing. 🎯 Paying for a blue check is like a high schooler paying for a varsity jacket. The entire value of the thing is based on earning it, not paying for it. 🎯 Re: Elon and the blue checks, it's the layers for me. Like, imagine overpaying for something by $20B and then having your minions attack people for not spending $8/mo on a badge that you made worthless by removing the reason it ever had any value in the first place. Mindblowing stuff. 🎯 Nothing says business and finance like, um, LSD? 🎯 Bitcoin bros out here rooting for the total collapse of the financial system like the guy who puts his chips on "Don't Pass" at the craps table. 🎯 Too much talk about artificial intelligence, not enough about genuine wisdom. 🎯 Tech has spread a prison gang mentality throughout society. It’s tribal warfare at all times. All this "progress" is somehow just making us more primal. 🎯 Greatest mic drop in history was Lauryn Hill releasing that Miseducation album and walking the f– away. 🎯 I speak truth to algorithm. (And then I get shadowbanned.) 🎯 When I meditate, I'm supposed to listen to the sounds around me. I always hear two things off in the distance: ambulance sirens and construction noises. Lesson learned. We are constantly being destroyed and rebuilt at the same time. SupportThis newsletter sponsored by: J/K. This newsletter is sponsored by you the readers. Please consider subscribing to the paid plan (you’ll get bonus content too). Also: You can hire me to do writing/video work for you! I typically work with tech companies but I’m open to whatever. Funny stuff, thought leadership pieces, explainer videos, etc. Hit reply or email me at mattruby@hey.com and I’ll tell ya more. A tale of two eventsEvent insurance for chamber music vs. hip hop: Interesting. And what if you do hip hop chamber music? Hmm. Comedy😈 I post clips of my standup and more at Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. 😈 Check out my other newsletter “Funny How: Letters to a Young Comedian” – recent posts discuss how Mel Brooks got started as a pool tummler and the Five Levels of Drinking (and/or 💩ing on a plane). 😈 Check out these super comments on my latest standup special/documentary, “Substance.” 5-spotted🗯 On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs. David Graeber argues the more obviously one's work benefits other people, the less one is likely to be paid for it.
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