Insider Finance - Business - Silicon Valley's Hail Mary moment

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May 8, 2023

Hello, Insiders. This is Lisa Ryan, an executive editor on Insider’s audience team. Silicon Valley has entered the Hail Mary phase of its business cycle. Today’s big story looks at the tech sector's last-ditch attempt to avoid a stock market wipeout.

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THE BIG STORY

Tech’s Hail Mary

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Silicon Valley’s biggest players of the last decade are facing an existential crisis, Insider’s Linette Lopez writes. Their original products are losing steam and shifts in the global economy are forcing them to find new sources of growth. Enter generative AI.

As soon as it was clear that ChatGPT was a cultural hit, it was off to the races — and nearly every other major tech company is scrambling to cash in on the craze.

But AI-driven products are not bringing in the big bucks yet, even though the concept is already pumping valuations. As one AI startup consultant said, at this point the hype around AI is more of a billionaire ego brawl than a real revolution in technology.

That is what makes the hype cycle a Hail Mary: Silicon Valley is hoping and praying that the enthusiasm for AI, no matter how premature, can keep customers and investors distracted until their balance sheets can bounce back.

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Metaverse, Berkshire Hathaway, & more

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The Metaverse is dead. If AI is the hot new star of the tech world, then the Metaverse is the tossed off has-been, Ed Zitron writes. But even as it heads to the graveyard of fads, the Metaverse’s short life offers a glaring indictment of the industry that birthed it. Read more.
Elon Musk dreams big and tackles impossible problems; Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger are happy to aim lower. “We don't want that much failure,” Munger said at Berkshire Hathaway’s annual meeting, explaining why they take fewer risks than Musk. Our dispatch here.
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