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Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained Microsoft's Steve Ballmer once called open source a cancer. Today's diagnosis points to a different cause

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So this one time, at Bandcamp, half the staff were laid off

Epic redundancies as new owner Songtradr wields the knife

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Sharpen your cybersecurity knowledge Whitepaper

Put your apps on autopilot. Whitepaper

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Intel's 14th-gen Raptor Lake Refresh turns turbos up to 6GHz, gives i7 an E-core bump

TSMC-equipped Meteor Lake mobile parts not coming until December

Tell me Huawei: Chinese giant wants to know what made EU label it high security risk

Files official complaint as it battles to keep market share

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Meta Quest 3 is a virtual reality of repair insanity

Bravery and a bucket for the screws required to service latest idiot visor

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Microsoft seeking robots to help automate datacenters

Redmond runs ad to hire fleshbag team manager to make the magic happen

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Ericsson sues Lenovo over 5G patents, accuses it of stalling talks

Swedish company claims Moto parent is violating its FRAND commitment

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Apple and Lenovo are dropping the ball for visually impaired users

Accessibility features help everybody… and one day, you might need them too

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Tachyum says someone will build 50 exaFLOPS super with its as-yet unfinished chips

'It's a huge, effing big machine'

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One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe

The Reg brings you balanced coverage of retro-tech

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India's AI vision calls for 80 exaFLOPS of infrastructure

Or about half of China's recent compute upgrade plan

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If you're brave enough to move full datacenter racks, here's the robot for you

Open Compute Partner with a material handling pedigree appears to be doing it for Meta already

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Building, Training, and Optimizing Models on the HPE Machine Learning Development System Whitepaper

Building, Training, and Optimizing Models on the HPE Machine Learning Development System Whitepaper

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We're not in e-Kansas anymore: State courts reel from 'unauthorized incursion'

Fax, post, and human messengers can still be used for filing vital evidence

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BLOODALCHEMY provides backdoor to southeast Asian nations' secrets

Sophisticated malware devs believed to be behind latest addition to toolset of China-aligned attackers

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Regulator, insurers and customers all coming for Progress after MOVEit breach

Also, CISA cataloging new ransomware data points, 17k WP sites hijacked by malware in Sept., and more critical vulns

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AI in Financial Services: Building the Bridge to Unstructured Data

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Software

LinkedIn lays off nearly 700 staff, engineers to suffer the most

Time to update that resume on, er ... oh.

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Windows 10's latest update issue isn't a bug but a feature – to test your patience

Some attempted installations of KB5031356 were reportedly stuck on 30% after 24 hours

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Developers build AI to read words from ancient scroll burnt in Mount Vesuvius' eruption

Plus: US Space Force halts use of ChatGPT and more

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Birmingham set to miss deadline to make Oracle disaster 'safe and compliant'

Bankrupt council is like 'ship adrift' – lacks financial info in midst of equal pay nightmare

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Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

Microsoft's Steve Ballmer once called open source a cancer. Today's diagnosis points to a different cause

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As it prepares to abandon its on-prem server products, Atlassian is content. Users? Not so much

Massive price rises are coming for smaller holdouts, and Australian vendor knows its bottom line could hurt

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Special Features

Cisco zero-day bug allows router hijacking and is being actively exploited

We'd say 'Hurry up and patch' but it hasn't written one yet. While you wait, disable HTTP

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Signal shoots down zero-day rumors, finds 'no evidence' of device takeover

Looks to be related to critical libwebp bug found — and fixed — last month

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Offbeat

Look, boss – Nvidia's still cool with staff working from home

Plus: Stanford prof tells off industry for making decisions based on anecdotal data

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Tesla goons will buy anything – including these $150 beers

Sorry, 'CyberBeers'

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TaxWatch finds astute scheme minimizes Big Tech's UK tax bill by over $2B

As British public spending comes under pressure, tech superstars seemingly avoid two-thirds of tax burden

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Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained [Tue Oct 17 2023]

{* Daily Headlines *}

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

Off-Prem

So this one time, at Bandcamp, half the staff were laid off

Sharpen your cybersecurity knowledge

Put your apps on autopilot.

On-Prem

Intel's 14th-gen Raptor Lake Refresh turns turbos up to 6GHz, gives i7 an E-core bump

Tell me Huawei: Chinese giant wants to know what made EU label it high security risk

Meta Quest 3 is a virtual reality of repair insanity

Microsoft seeking robots to help automate datacenters

Ericsson sues Lenovo over 5G patents, accuses it of stalling talks

Apple and Lenovo are dropping the ball for visually impaired users

Tachyum says someone will build 50 exaFLOPS super with its as-yet unfinished chips

One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe

India's AI vision calls for 80 exaFLOPS of infrastructure

If you're brave enough to move full datacenter racks, here's the robot for you

Building, Training, and Optimizing Models on the HPE Machine Learning Development System

Building, Training, and Optimizing Models on the HPE Machine Learning Development System

Security

We're not in e-Kansas anymore: State courts reel from 'unauthorized incursion'

BLOODALCHEMY provides backdoor to southeast Asian nations' secrets

Regulator, insurers and customers all coming for Progress after MOVEit breach

AI in Financial Services: Building the Bridge to Unstructured Data

Software

LinkedIn lays off nearly 700 staff, engineers to suffer the most

Windows 10's latest update issue isn't a bug but a feature – to test your patience

Developers build AI to read words from ancient scroll burnt in Mount Vesuvius' eruption

Birmingham set to miss deadline to make Oracle disaster 'safe and compliant'

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

As it prepares to abandon its on-prem server products, Atlassian is content. Users? Not so much

Special Features

Cisco zero-day bug allows router hijacking and is being actively exploited

Signal shoots down zero-day rumors, finds 'no evidence' of device takeover

Offbeat

Look, boss – Nvidia's still cool with staff working from home

Tesla goons will buy anything – including these $150 beers

TaxWatch finds astute scheme minimizes Big Tech's UK tax bill by over $2B

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