Crooked Media - What A Day: Deal ticket

Tuesday, November 14, 2023
BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA

“...it was a clean shot to the kidneys—and I look back, and it was Kevin.”

Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) accusing former speaker of the house Kevin McCarthy of a schoolyard sucker punch

As humanitarian conditions continue to deteriorate in Gaza, and over 200 hostages remain in Hamas captivity, a sliver of hope for a possible hostage deal between the warring factions has appeared. 
 

The devastation of the war has led to a growing internal dissent in the United States government about the role it plays. 
 

  • Meanwhile, over 500 political appointees and staff members from about 40 government agencies sent a letter to President Biden on Tuesday, protesting his support of Israel in its war in Gaza. The letter demonstrates growing internal dissent over the administration’s support of its ally as the Palestinian civilian death toll continues to climb. In part, the letter calls on the president to seek an immediate ceasefire in the Gaza Strip and to pressure Israel to allow humanitarian aid into the enclave. Three internal memos to Secretary of State Antony Blinken expressed serious disagreement with the Biden administration’s approach to the conflict, and an open letter signed by more than 1,000 employees of the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID). Signatories of Tuesday’s letter and the USAID letter are both anonymous out of, according to the USAID letter “a concern for our personal safety and risk of potentially losing our jobs.” Names on the State Department dissent cables are disclosed as is required, but will not be released to the public. 
     

  • The open letter to President Biden begins with a denouncement of the October 7 Hamas attacks, then asks the president to “urgently demand a cease-fire; and to call for de-escalation of the current conflict by securing the immediate release of the Israeli hostages and arbitrarily detained Palestinians; the restoration of water, fuel, electricity,” and other basic necessities. Signatories are political appointees of various faiths who work in departments across the government from the National Security Council, to the Justice Department, to the FBI, and beyond. The letter continues, “The overwhelming majority of Americans support a cease-fire,” linking to a poll from October to support the claim, and asserts that “Americans do not want the U.S. military to be drawn into another costly and senseless war in the Middle East.” 


White House support for a ceasefire remains elusive.

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Republicans in disarray! GOP House Speaker Mike Johnson was forced to rely on Democratic votes on Tuesday in order to pass legislation to maintain the flow of federal funding into early 2024. Almost all Democrats and the majority of Republicans overcame opposition from the far-right Freedom Caucus (they were so mad!) to approve the bill under an expedited procedure requiring a supermajority. That tactical gamble shows that Mike Johnson is facing the same internal dynamics that plagued his predecessor Kevin McCarthy. The House GOP has a razor-thin majority, lacks the political will to keep the government from shutting down, and is so fractured that it must rely on Democratic votes to avert such a crisis. Huge day for Kevin McCarthy: jabbing fellow Republican congressman in the kidneys, and watching another guy realize what an absolute shitshow being Speaker of this GOP caucus is. The Senate is expected to pass the spending bill and send it to president Biden’s desk. Approval of the bill would stave off another Republican-imposed catastrophe.

Disgraced former president Donald Trump’s former national security advisor Michael Flynn and his family apparently pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars from a legal defense fund that was set up for him when he faced federal investigation in 2016, according to a court testimony from Flynn’s sister. The testimony arose from a lawsuit Flynn’s wife and sister-in-law brought against CNN for allegedly defaming them by associating them with the QAnon conspiracy theory. 

 

The former campaign fundraiser of Rep. George Santos (R-NY), Samuel Miele, pleaded guilty on Tuesday in a federal criminal case for pretending to be the aide of Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) while soliciting donations for Santos. I want everyone involved in this campaign to go to jail but also to get their own talk show.
 

Trump’s lackeys in the House of Representatives are now calling for a criminal investigation of Trump’s former fixer-turned-critic Michael Cohen because he was mean to their favorite guy. 

 

A wildfire in remote Hawaii is burning a native rainforest and mountain ridges on Oahu

 

Trump’s social media company, Truth Social, has brought in just $3.7 million in sales since it launched, while losing between $31.5 million and $60.5 million, depending on the exact accounting metric. Iconic! The Business Genius strikes again! The Art of the Deal!


The limited section of the southern border wall that Trump did manage to build is already racking up a brutal legacy—beyond its draconian symbolism. Hundreds of migrants fall every year while trying to scale the 30-foot steel bollard barrier, requiring extensive and costly stays in U.S. hospitals for their injuries, which include cracked skulls and shattered spines. The U.C. San Diego Trauma Center expects over 350 wall fall victims this year alone.

You might think that after the U.S. slapped a ban on Russian oil in response to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, the Pentagon would, you know, stop buying Russian oil. You’d be wrong. Forbidden oil from Vladimir Putin’s back yard is still flowing into the Pentagon’s supply chain, according to an investigation by The Washington Post. In fairness, not on purpose. Products from Russia are being channeled surreptitiously to an oil refinery in Greece via a new, circuitous route that goes through a storage facility in Turkey and changes hands multiple times. It’s not clear exactly how much Russian oil the Pentagon actually buys. But the point remains: If even the U.S. military is buying oil from Russia, those sanctions can’t be as airtight as some folks in Washington would like to think. The fiasco helps illustrate how Russian President Vladimir Putin has kept the Russian economy afloat despite some of the most punishing sanctions in modern history. The sanctions are supposed to keep Putin from funding the war. Instead, fighting grinds on, with no end in sight. 

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Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) challenged Teamsters Union President Sean O’Brien to a physical fight during a Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee hearing because O’Brien dared to question the accuracy of Mullin’s claim that he is “self-made.” Men are, quite simply, too emotional to serve in Congress! 


Tracy Chapman became the first Black songwriter to win “Song of the Year” at the 57th annual Country Music Awards for Luke Combs’ cover of her song “Fast Car.”

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