Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos [Fri Dec 1 2023]

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Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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Bitcoin's thirst for water is just as troubling as its energy appetite

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Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder

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Broadcom's latest Trident switch silicon packs neural net processor to terminate congestion

Chip promises better telemetry, security, and traffic engineering, vendor claims

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HPE targets enterprises with Nvidia-powered platform for tuning AI

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Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity

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China's Loongson debuts processor that 'matches Intel silicon circa 2020'

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Admin of $19M marketplace that sold social security numbers gets 8 years in jail

24 million Americans thought to have had their personal data stolen and sold for pennies

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Black Basta ransomware operation nets over $100M from victims in less than two years

Assumed Conti offshoot averages 7 figures for each successful attack but may have issues with, er, 'closing deals'

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Weak session keys let snoops take a byte out of your Bluetooth traffic

BLUFFS spying flaw present in iPhones, ThinkPad, plenty of chipsets

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US lawmakers have Chinese LiDAR on their threat-detection radar

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HP printer software turns up uninvited on Windows systems

No escape from bloat, even without relevant hardware attached

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The AI everything show continues at AWS: Generate SQL from text, vector search, and more

Invisible watermarks on AI-generated images? Sure. But major tools in the stack matter most

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SAP faces more accusations of breaching on-prem customers' trust

Cloud-only innovation strategy slammed as users opt for on-prem and hosted support for S/4HANA

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AI offers some novel crystal materials that could form future chips, batteries, more

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OpenAI makes it official: Sam Altman is back as CEO

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Roblox investor plays hardball over 'weak' parental controls

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Hubble science instruments still out after going down 3 times in a week

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Six pack of sub-Neptune exoplanets hang tight around nearby star

Their resonant orbits have remained unchanged for some 4 billion years

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