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India’s homebrew RISC-V CPU goes on sale in new development board

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Some Intel Core chips keep crashing, game devs complain

Oodles of problems with data decompression and suchlike, depending on system settings

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China breakthrough promises optical discs that store hundreds of terabytes

The coasters are making a comeback ... but tech won't be commercially available for some time

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Work for you? Again? After you lied about the job and stole my stuff? No thanks

Sometimes the best form of revenge is doing nothing – very politely

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Meta seeks ASIC designers for ML accelerators and datacenter SoCs

Appears to be struggling to find them, even in India, as it's re-posted job ads

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X protests forced suspension of accounts on orders of India's government

Nonprofit SFLC links orders to farming protests

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Juniper sued over HPE buyout after allegedly ginning up execs' wallets

Material information withheld from shareholders, it's claimed

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LockBit extorted billions of dollars from victims, fresh leaks suggest

Investigating LockBit’s finances has blown previous estimates of the operation’s wealth out of the water

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U-Haul tells 67K customers that cyber-crooks drove away with their personal info

Thieves broke into IT system using stolen login

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LockBit identity reveal a bigger letdown than Game of Thrones Season 8

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Microsoft catches the Wi-Fi 7 wave with Windows 11

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AI comes for jobs at studio of American filmmaker Tyler Perry

$800M expansion canceled after a mere glimpse at the power of Sora

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Lender threatens to sweep MariaDB accounts over private equity bid

Publicity around offer breaches loan agreement, or so SEC filing alleges

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Microsoft adds more AI to Photos in Windows 10 and 11

Windows 10 users would probably prefer longer support instead of prettier pics

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Are you ready to back up your AI chatbot's promises? You'd better be

Air Canada discovered the hard way that when your ML model makes a commitment, your biz will be on the hook for it

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A path out of bloat: A Linux built for VMs

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Google co-founder Brin named a defendant in wrongful death complaint

Lawsuit accuses contractor and co-defendants of 'pacify and delay' tactics

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BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies

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NASA warns as huge solar flare threatens comms, maybe astronauts too

No, this was not the cause of cellular network outages that hit the USA on Thursday

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Please stop pouring the wrong radioactive water into the sea, Fukushima operator told

Government takes TEPCO to task for caesium absorption tower incident

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