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CIO who dropped VMware 18 months ago now feeling thoroughly chuffed

Predicts worse to come for customers as he builds AR for slot machines around Nutanix

 
 

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Ohio power plants want special tariffs on datacenters to protect regional grid

Server operators may need to pay up front, even for electricity they don't need yet

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Uncle Sam to inject $50M into auto-patcher for hospital IT

Boffins, why not simply invent an algorithm that autonomously fixes flaws, thereby ending ransomware forever

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AMD's baby Epycs are nothing more than Ryzens in disguise

Not content with stealing share from Intel at the high-end, the House of Zen is going low

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Google offers DoJ cash to eliminate jury in web ad monopoly abuse trial

Nyah, nyah: You can't sue for damages if we just meet your demands

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Tesla's oldest factory ignites another headline by catching fire

Fremont: Come for the toxic fumes and discrimination, stay for marshmallows?

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Google now 'third-largest' in datacenter processors

Custom silicon mounting up, says report from semiconductor researcher TechInsights

NYC Comptroller and hedge funds urge Tesla shareholders to deny Musk $50B windfall

Bloc also recommends kicking Elon’s brother and Rupert Murdoch’s son off the board

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Hunger for more HBM capacity could cause shortage DRAM-a

Analyst warns of another unfortunate side effect of AI

ASML could brick Taiwan's chipmaking machines in case of uninvited guests

If I can't have you, then no one will!

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Good news: The iPad Pro 13 is a bit more repairable

Bad news? The Apple Pencil Pro is *not*

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Nutanix starts thinking outside the VM – with extra help from Dell

Brings its storage stack to AWS's EKS but still has time to improve its hypervisor

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BT delays deadline for digital landline switch off date

Telco told they must protect vulnerable in race to turn off Public Switched Telephone Network

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Google's €1B Finnish datacenter expansion to heat the local community

AI might take your job, but you'll be toasty warm while you starve

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Zoom adds 'post-quantum' encryption for video nattering

Guess we all have imaginary monsters to fear

Critical Fluent Bit bug affects all major cloud providers, say researchers

Crashes galore, plus especially crafty crims could use it for much worse

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With ransomware whales becoming so dominant, would-be challengers ask 'what's the point?'

Fewer rivals on the scene as big-gang success soars

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Big Tech is not much help when fighting a junta, and FOSS doesn't ride to the rescue

Opponents of Myanmar’s internet-nobbling military government don't like when Facebook asks for their real names

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Big Tech, VC firms pump $1B into ML data darling Scale AI

Be careful not to over-inflate, you may burst your bubble

Microsoft smartens up Edge for Business with screenshot blocking, logo branding, more

And real-time video translation for things like this: ¡Apestas, Redmond!

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CIO who dropped VMware 18 months ago now feeling thoroughly chuffed

Predicts worse to come for customers as he builds AR for slot machines around Nutanix

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Microsoft AI Studio opens for business, with a nod to safety

Redmond is ready to help folks build AI 'copilots'

MX Linux updates Libretto, belts out 23.3, based on Debian 12.5

Includes a Raspberry Pi version, which works well on the Pi 5

If you find Microsoft's Copilot offerings overwhelming, it's no wonder: There are 130-plus of them now

And now add Copilot connectors and extensions to that

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Prepare your audits: EU Commission approves first-of-its-kind AI Act

'High-risk' AIs will have hoops to jump through if they want to keep doing business in Europe

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Private equity offer for MariaDB gets thumbsup from shareholders

From SPAC and back as 68% say yes

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Long-term supported distros' kernel policies are all wrong

Or so says CIQ, which coincidentally has issues obtaining RHEL's kernel sources

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Microsoft Power BI users warned over pace of Fabric migration

Users given less than three months to move to the new platform for some services, analyst points out

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Scarlett Johansson voices anger at OpenAI's unauthorized soundalike

Sam Altman liked the sound of a fictional ScarBot, which makes this all a bit creepy

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Taiwan's new president wants to upgrade from 'silicon island' to 'AI island'

Drone island too – in part to keep China at bay, and ensure TSMC's sweet silicon remains available

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Offbeat

55 years ago, Apollo 10's crew turned the airwaves blue

Shockingly, astronauts can curse when in high-stress situations

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Alleged $100M dark-web drug kingpin, 23, arrested

DoJ claims he used platform's last days to extort its users

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