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So you paid a ransom demand … and now the decryptor doesn't work A really big oh sh*t moment, for sure

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Research suggests more than half of VMware customers are looking to move

Price rises, uncertainty after Broadcom takeover forcing users to look elsewhere for virtualization needs

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Keen to bring it on home? Private cloud appliance pitched at compliance-conscious

Service with endless scalability, at least that's the plan

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Nvidia CEO to nervous buyers and investors: Chill out, Blackwell production is heating up

AI ROI? Jensen Huang claims infra providers make $5 for every dollar spent on GPUs

Google bets on carbon capture tech to clean up its mess – in the 2030s

Mountain View backs startup Holocene, hoping to slash emissions costs

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Dell says biz transformation continues. Translation: More layoffs

This follows the tech giant's August plan to cut 12,500 jobs

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Oracle boasts zettascale 'AI supercomputer,' just don’t ask about precision

Cluster of 131,072 Blackwell GPUs up for grabs starting H1 2025

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HPE wants investors to buy shares to help finance $14B Juniper Networks acquisition

27 million Series C Preferred Stock due out on Friday 13

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'IT failure' hits blood tests as another critical incident declared by NHS

Unlike in London, foul play isn’t suspected

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Amazon to pour £8B into UK datacenters through to 2028

How kind. Now how about looking at the corporation tax bill...

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Medical cannabis CTO says vendors would hang up when he called looking for a deal

Alternaleaf now has an outsized tech team, a build-not-buy mentality, and a love of FOSS

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Wanna watch a movie? Sure! Lemme just park the lounge room

Foxcon and Sharp imagine a sofa and television in a connected electric van

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Cyber crooks shut down UK, US schools, thousands of kids affected

No class: Black Suit ransomware gang boasts of 200GB haul from one raid

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Major sales and ops overhaul leads to much more activity ... for Meow ransomware gang

You hate to see it

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Hunters International cyber-gang extorts Chinese mega-bank's London HQ

Allegedly swiped more than 5.2M files and threatens to publish the lot

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So you paid a ransom demand … and now the decryptor doesn't work

A really big oh sh*t moment, for sure

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How $20 and a lapsed domain allowed security pros to undermine internet integrity

What happens at Black Hat…

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Mind the talent gap: Infosec vacancies abound, but hiring is flat

ISC2 argues security training needs to steer toward what hiring managers want

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India to train 5,000 'Cyber Commandos'

Minister reckons dedicated cops necessary to protect digital transactions

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Software

Windows 11 users still living in the past face forced update, like it or not

22H2 and 21H2 holdouts about to be dragged to 23H2

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AI has colonized our world – so it's time to learn the language of our new overlords

Brush up on your ‘Delvish’ – the lingo that flatters LLMs into a sort of submission

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SpaceX blasts being stuck in bureaucratic orbit as Starship approval slips

Toys launched from pram as Musk's rocketeers stamp feet over paperwork

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Robot enters Fukushima's nuclear core to retrieve melted-down remains

Trying for 3 grams, only 880 tons to go!

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