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Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

Then he stopped being a coding whiz, which is when the trouble started

 

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Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

Then he stopped being a coding whiz, which is when the trouble started

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