Microsoft starts boiling the Copilot frog: It's not a soup you want to drink at any price [Tue Nov 19 2024]

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Microsoft starts boiling the Copilot frog: It's not a soup you want to drink at any price

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Equinix to close its 'Metal' IaaS offering in 2026

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T-Mobile US 'monitoring' China's 'industry-wide attack' amid fresh security breach fears

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Nvidia's latest Blackwell boards pack 4 GPUs, 2 Grace CPUs, and suck down 5.4 kW

You can now glue four H200 PCIe cards together too

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LLNL's El Capitan surpasses Frontier with 1.74 exaFLOPS performance

Uncle Sam tops supercomputer charts, while China recides from public view

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Trump appoints Musk associate Brendan Carr as FCC chair

Likely to look more favorably on Elon's adventures in space-based comms

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LLNL looks to make HPC a little cloudier with Oxide's rackscale compute platform

System to serve as a proof of concept for applying API-driven automation to scientific computing

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Pirate programmer walks the plank for role in massive TV streaming operation

US considers the cases concerning Jetflicks to be the largest of their kind

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UK test-fires Spear mini cruise missile that will equip F-35 fighters

2-way datalink allows in-flight info updates including retargeting and abort

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Framework laptops get modular makeover with RISC-V main board

One of the braver lightning talks we've seen: Swapping motherboards, live on stage

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Undergrad thought he had mastered Unix in weeks. Then he discovered rm -rf

Uni sysadmin who ran the lab he erased was a big part of the problem

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Lenovo’s enterprise hardware biz booms but profit remains elusive

Execs at Chinese company confident President Trump's trade policies won’t present a problem

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Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy

Again defends his belief that 70-hour weeks are essential and work/life balance is bunk

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Critical 9.8-rated VMware vCenter RCE bug exploited after patch fumble

If you didn't fix this a month ago, your to-do list probably needs a reshuffle

Nvidia continues its quest to shoehorn AI into everything, including HPC

GPU giant contends that a little fuzzy math can speed up fluid dynamics, drug discovery

UK tax collector inks £366M in ERP deals to get systems into cloud

SAP and Deloitte winners in transition from legacy software to SaaS, which includes housing and transport ministries

Microsoft starts boiling the Copilot frog: It's not a soup you want to drink at any price

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Judges not impressed by Amazon, SpaceX's attempt to have NLRB declared unconstitutional

Big Tech's big war on American labor watchdog stumbles... bigly

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Musk, America PAC sued for allegedly rigging $1M election prize

This was pretty inevitable after its lawyers admitted in court that the giveaway wasn't random

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NASA wants ideas on how to haul injured moonwalkers

$45K says you can do it without a lunar rover

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NIST trains AI to hear the 'oh crap' moment before batteries explode

Machine learning used to separate opening a can of soda from something catastrophic

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First looks at China's Moon rock samples suggest Luna had volcanoes for longer than previously thought

Stuff from the far side is basalt - but less KREEP-y than expected

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