Shutdown Averted, 50 Universities Investigated, and a Dog Visits His "Girlfriend"

The Senate voted 54-46 and passed a six-month funding bill Friday, averting a government shutdown hours ahead of the midnight deadline.
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President Donald Trump, the first president in a decade to address the Justice Department, outlined his vision Friday, calling for a commitment to rebuild public trust and combat crime and illegal immigration. (More)

The Department of Justice confirmed Friday it is investigating Columbia University over allegations of concealing illegal aliens, a day after authorities searched two university residences with a warrant. (More)

The Education Department announced Friday that over 50 universities are under investigation for promoting "race-based preferences" policies despite being warned in a memo last month. (More)

The FBI has issued a warning about counterfeit weight-loss drugs sold by noncompliant providers, including clinics and pharmacies, which often contain harmful impurities and are unsafe or unapproved. (More)

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Top-ranked Duke men's basketball survived vs. North Carolina last night, advancing to the ACC tournament championship after a late lane-violation by the Tar Heels. (Video)

The Cincinnati Bengals are reportedly closing in on massive contracts with both of their star receivers, Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins. Chase's contract is expected to be worth $41 million per year, which would make him the highest-paid non-quarterback in the NFL. Both deals are expected to be completed within the next few days. (More)

Jessie Holmes, former star of the reality television series Life Below Zero won the longest-ever Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race in Alaska on Friday. It is Holmes's first-ever Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race win. (More)

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Stocks rallied Friday, recovering from steep losses earlier this week, as the Dow rose 674 points, the S&P 500 climbed 2%, and the Nasdaq advanced 2.5%, led by big tech gains. (More)

President Trump and New York Gov. Kathy Hochul held a “productive” Oval Office meeting Friday, discussing a broad range of topics, including Penn Station, congestion pricing, tariffs, and energy policy. (More)

Hollywood star Mel Gibson emerged as the leading GOP candidate for California governor in a new straw poll, earning 12% of the vote, just ahead of Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco. (More)

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The U.S. has rejected a Hamas offer to release the last living American hostage and the bodies of four others in exchange for Israeli concessions, calling the group's demands impractical. (More)

Former central banker Mark Carney was sworn in as Canada’s prime minister Friday, becoming the first to hold the office without major political experience, as he faces rising tariff tensions with the U.S. (More)

German Chancellor-in-waiting Friedrich Merz reached an agreement with the Greens party Friday, signaling that parliament would approve an increase in state borrowing for the military and economy next week. (More)

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Stargazers captured images of the Blood Moon total lunar eclipse late Thursday and early Friday, as the Earth's shadow filtered light into red, orange, and yellow hues, creating the striking effect. (See Blood Moon)

A Golden Retriever named Duke never passes a local bodega without greeting his "girlfriend," often rushing in for hugs and treats from his favorite shopkeeper, owner Zarah Kelleher shared. (See Duke)

A 10-year-old British boy set a Guinness World Record this week, reciting 280 pi digits in one minute while blindfolded, celebrating March 14 or Pi Day. (See Video)

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