Val Geisler - 3 onboarding teardowns in 10 minutes

Whenever my friends ask if I'd want to hang out with them and do live teardowns I wonder if they even really know me.

OF COURSE I WOULD.

And while Nick and Kurt (and maybe Chase?) all chose to do their teardowns with a drink in hand, I can be brutally truthful stone cold sober. It's a gift, really.

So I stole 10 minutes away from my screaming children during The Witching Hour (those of you without kids call this Happy Hour, apparently) and tore through 3 different stores welcome emails to see just what went right and where they were going oh so wrong.

click "display images" above to see the teardown video


Big thanks to Chase at Electric Eye for having me at my second time speaking to the Shopify Meetup crowd!

-Val


PS: Stay to the very last minute of this video to hear why I won't do evening events again from home. #momlife




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