Val Geisler - bad news x1, good news x3

So I'll hit you with the bad news first: unfortunately we don't have enough people registered to actually run the ecommerce email incubator starting on Monday, and I have to make that call today. If you were planning on applying, well, I'm sorry. To be crystal clear: the ecommerce email marketing mastery incubator is not happening as planned. LET'S BLAME COVID.

Moving on to the good news:

Good thing #1: I'm still available to do strategy calls with you! They're $525 for an hour (it says 45 min on the scheduler but let's be honest, it's always the full hour). Whatever you want to work on, I'm here. You can book that at this link any time!

Good thing #2: Back in March (remember March??) I had it on my schedule to record all of the incubator content as self-serve video mini-courses. The mini-courses will serve not just ecomm but SaaS and copywriters too! Well, the world caught on fire and I never got it done... until now. Since I had time blocked off for this incubator but we can't run it, I now have time to record those videos and get them out to you! I'll make sure you get the very first notification when they're up, k?

Good thing #3: You're still awesome and baby otters still sleep on top of their mommas while they float around on their little backs.

See:

The world might be on fire and we can't incubate together (ew?) but at least we have otters.

Please let me know any questions you have.

-Val






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