Val Geisler - steal like an artist

Marketing is an art, right?

I like to think it's both art and science to properly market your brand (see also: last week's email on psychology).

But as the saying goes: sometimes you have to steal like an artist.

And today, my friend, I have a brand new blog post up to help you do just that.

This one is for the ecommerce brands (though I like to think pretty much anyone can learn from it).

Look, I haven't written a brand new article on this blog in :checks notes: 11 months so this is a big day.

In fact, this post is a good 8ish minute read according to whatever plugin I use to determine blog read times.

So I'll let you click over and get to it.

Mastering Ecommerce Retention: 6 Tips Stolen From SaaS

Oh, and there's also a link in there to get the Brand! Spankin'! New! guide to The Dinner Party Strategy for ecommerce but it's right here since you're already on the inside track. Just promise me that if you wanna share it you share this link instead.

K love ya.

-V






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