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Infrastructure cloud market $11bn higher than a year ago as AWS and Microsoft get fatter and fatter

Two words: Digital transformation. Stop gagging. It's about how we learned to love the cloud

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Feel like you've been sucked through your vendors' pipes? ServiceNow's marketing has you in mind

Violet, you're turning ... to our digital workflows!

IBM has another crack at HCI, analysts say container-centric software-defined storage approach could shake things up

Big Blue also slurps Turbonomic to give hybrid clouds an injection of AI automation

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AWS on track to be bigger than IBM by Christmas, once Kyndryl is spun out

Cloud revenues growing by over 30 per cent, bring in 13 per cent of all Bezos bucks

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Monitoring Microservices On Kubernetes E-book

Huawei Industrial Digital Transformation Conference highlights innovation and applied scenarios of technologies The Register takes you through the event’s keynotes

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Octopath Traveler: Love letter to JRPG golden age has great combat but retro graphics highlight the genre's tedium

You sure have to press 'A' a lot

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UK watchdog would cease to enforce data protection law if Supreme Court sided with Google, its lawyer tells judges

Plus: Anti-Chocolate Factory campaign says it'll collect all the class-action damages, thank you

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Former Senator and one-time astronaut Bill Nelson named as NASA's new administrator

Confirmation happened at pace. Shame the same can't be said for Artemis

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SAP to pay $8m in non-prosecution agreement with US authorities over Iran sanction violations

'We accept full responsibility for past conduct,' says German software giant

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Börk returns to its spiritual home of Sweden as duff disks take down Stockholm signage

Think we already made a Stockholm syndrome joke the other day so...

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Known software issue grounds Ingenuity Mars copter as it attempted fourth flight

NASA chose not to re-install OS and live with a 15 percent failure rate

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How E-Signatures Can Accelerate Workplace Transformation For All Areas Of Your Business Whitepaper

The Data Cloud For Dummies Ebook

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Intel laid me off for being too old, engineer claims in lawsuit

'If you think age is an advantage in this job, you are mistaken'

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So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

The Zoom meeting I’m missing is already miles away

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Can't get that printer to work? It's not you. It's that sodding cablin.... oh beautiful job with that cabling, boss

Goodbye, Mr Chips

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Samsung to soothe semiconductor drought with new Pyeongtaek production line

Chaebol's Q1 revenue reaches new all-time high of US$59bn

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CISO가 비즈니스를 강화하는 5가지 방법

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Bill to protect UK against harmful foreign investment becomes law

Act gives government powers to scrutinise, alter, and block transactions where there is a risk to national security

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Happy Friday? Darktrace gets 40 per cent boost on London IPO debut

AI infosec start-up avoids same opening day peril as Deliveroo

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Australia proposes teaching cyber-security to five-year-old kids

By eight they should be telling you not to upload geo-tagged photos of them in school uniform

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More than 1,000 humans fail to beat AI contender in top crossword battle

Plus: Deepfake satellite images and Google fails to cite relevant research in its own large language model paper

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Lambda School, a coding bootcamp that takes a cut of your next tech salary, now takes a 30% cut in staff

Plus: Workers axed at '$4bn' Patreon, techies walk away from Basecamp

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NYPD puts down $94k robot canine contract after outcry

Digidog will be returned to its Boston Dynamics owners

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Google to ban emoji, deceptive marketing, and ALL CAPS from Play Store metadata later this year

The spotty 13-year old app shack finally growing up? Better late than never

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Palantir co-founder, CEO Alexander Karp gets $1.1bn bumper payday in IPO year

Sometimes the love of ICE and UK.gov is not enough

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Streaming mad: EC charges Apple with abuse of dominance, distorting competition in Spotify case

If found guilty, Cupertino could have to cough over $27bn

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Not only were half of an AI text adventure generator's sessions NSFW but some involved depictions of sex with children

And it was poorly secured, allowing someone to analyze players' private fantasies

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Facebook, it's cool to see you using Rust and joining the foundation, but please don't Zuck it up for all of us

Vows to make safe C++-alike 'a mainstream language of choice' as hundreds of devs wield it

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India’s massive COVID-19 wave slows VMware desktop hypervisor development

Virtzilla also admits to essentially merging Apple silicon efforts with ESXi on Arm

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So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

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Infrastructure cloud market $11bn higher than a year ago as AWS and Microsoft get fatter and fatter

Feel like you've been sucked through your vendors' pipes? ServiceNow's marketing has you in mind

IBM has another crack at HCI, analysts say container-centric software-defined storage approach could shake things up

AWS on track to be bigger than IBM by Christmas, once Kyndryl is spun out

Monitoring Microservices On Kubernetes

Huawei Industrial Digital Transformation Conference highlights innovation and applied scenarios of technologies

Offbeat

Octopath Traveler: Love letter to JRPG golden age has great combat but retro graphics highlight the genre's tedium

UK watchdog would cease to enforce data protection law if Supreme Court sided with Google, its lawyer tells judges

Former Senator and one-time astronaut Bill Nelson named as NASA's new administrator

SAP to pay $8m in non-prosecution agreement with US authorities over Iran sanction violations

Börk returns to its spiritual home of Sweden as duff disks take down Stockholm signage

Known software issue grounds Ingenuity Mars copter as it attempted fourth flight

How E-Signatures Can Accelerate Workplace Transformation For All Areas Of Your Business

The Data Cloud For Dummies

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Intel laid me off for being too old, engineer claims in lawsuit

So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

Can't get that printer to work? It's not you. It's that sodding cablin.... oh beautiful job with that cabling, boss

Samsung to soothe semiconductor drought with new Pyeongtaek production line

CISO가 비즈니스를 강화하는 5가지 방법

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Bill to protect UK against harmful foreign investment becomes law

Happy Friday? Darktrace gets 40 per cent boost on London IPO debut

Australia proposes teaching cyber-security to five-year-old kids

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Software

More than 1,000 humans fail to beat AI contender in top crossword battle

Lambda School, a coding bootcamp that takes a cut of your next tech salary, now takes a 30% cut in staff

NYPD puts down $94k robot canine contract after outcry

Google to ban emoji, deceptive marketing, and ALL CAPS from Play Store metadata later this year

Palantir co-founder, CEO Alexander Karp gets $1.1bn bumper payday in IPO year

Streaming mad: EC charges Apple with abuse of dominance, distorting competition in Spotify case

Not only were half of an AI text adventure generator's sessions NSFW but some involved depictions of sex with children

Facebook, it's cool to see you using Rust and joining the foundation, but please don't Zuck it up for all of us

India’s massive COVID-19 wave slows VMware desktop hypervisor development

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