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Inside the U.K.’s War on Strip Clubs

There are some campaigns to ban strip clubs in the U.K. happening right now. Chalk that up to things we didn’t know they were up to. Margot, a 25-year-old dancer, gives us her take. Which she had to give in 60 seconds on a town-hall-style Zoom meeting. And her take isn’t just about her livelihood as a dancer. It has to do with the bouncers, doormen, and hundreds of others who would be affected.  Will strip clubs get banned country-wide?

The Only Vibrator Designed to Make You Rock Hard and Give Her Mind-blowing Orgasms

[Partner]  You wear it on your penis. Is a sentence we never thought we’d write about a vibrator. But it’s true. The Tenuto from MysteryVibe was designed to get you (and keep you) hard. While also stimulating your partner. All at the same time. So while you’re experiencing stronger, longer lasting erections, she’s experiencing mind-blowing orgasms. Win-win would be an understatement. It has the other benefits you’d expect from MysteryVibe, too. Bluetooth capabilities, 6 different motors, water-resistant, 16 levels of intensity, and so on.  Get it on before you get it on.

33 Musicians on Their Favorite Albums of the Last 25 Years

If you’re looking for a new album to throw on today, best ask the experts. These 33 musicians gave Pitchfork their favorite album from the past couple of decades. Their answers might surprise you. But in a really great way.  Grab your AirPods.

Why Do So Many People Cheat on Their Partners?

It’s a bold question with complicated answers. To say the least. One article from Vice isn’t going to answer everything. But it’s a place to start. And once you start digging in, you’ll realize it’s both more common and more complex than you would’ve thought.  Not talking about it doesn’t solve anything.

A Feud, an Ax, and a Fishing Knife: The Bloody Killing Roiling a Maine Island

We’re on a remote island off the coast of Maine. Sparsely populated. Only accessible by ferry. But as remote as it is, that doesn’t mean it’s immune to some of the issues happening on the mainland states. The only difference is that it involves car brakes being cut, an ax, and a fishing knife.  And that’s just the start.

The Mixer

When porn stars come out of retirement. Why you need a will. The history of the Dark and Stormy cocktail. The world’s first cocktail brew pub. A strongly steeped history of the teabag. The rise of WFH in the nude. The best insults on Succession. Where flight attendants sleep on planes. Get Hard. Stay Hard. Please Her.*

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