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Foodgasms Sound Delicious but Are They Real?Though we hate the term, we’d consider ourselves foodies. And how foodie of us to hate the term, right? When we eat a piece of perfectly seasoned something, we often let out a pleasure groan. Sorry for the phrase “pleasure groan” but it is what it is. The other night, one of our friends asked us if we thought our taste buds were connected to our nether regions in any way? It sure feels like it sometimes. So we did some research. Ready for Explosive Orgasms?[Partner] Bring a new level of intimacy to your relationship with this award-winning, bendable, smart vibrator. It’s called the Crescendo, and it’s made by one of our favorite vibrator-makers, MysteryVibe. The Crescendo can be bent and shaped to precisely target vibrations exactly where you (and your partner) want them to hit that extra special spot. Again and again. Perfect for experimentation and exploration of every erogenous zone you didn’t even know existed. We’re getting a little hot and bothered just by describing this thing to you. Excuse us. Shop the early Black Friday sale and get 25% off when you pick one up today. Why Everyone’s Ordering a 12-foot Skeleton and Getting a 12-inch OneWe don’t decorate for Halloween. Well, maybe a couple pumpkins. But nothing crazy. Home Depot, on the other hand, goes nuts. Their 12-foot skeleton (with lifelike eyeballs) was so popular they decided to release another one. A 12-foot inferno pumpkin skeleton (again with lifelike eyeballs). Problem is, no one can get them. (We could think of many other problems here, but for the sake of this article, we’ll spare you.) When demand goes up, scammers come out. 10 Classic Concept Cars That Were Pure RidiculousnessSure, this article labels these concepts for cars as ridiculousness. But we think the word “ridiculousness” is ridiculousness. And in all reality, we would drive every single one of these cars. Happily. It’s a shame not one of them ever got made. Because seeing something like this out in the wild would 100% make our day. These things make Beetles look normal. How One Guy (Got in and) Crawled Out of a $30,000 Gambling DebtWe lied. It’s 30,000 pounds. Not dollars. But we don’t know how to type the pound symbol. Could we have Googled it? Sure. Are we on a roll finding interesting articles and writing quippy little blurbs as we share them with you? We sure are. And when you’re on a roll, you don’t waste time looking up how to type a pound sign. You just plop a dollar sign in there and try to remember to go back and edit it. Which, of course, we never remember to do. The MixerThe flophouses of NYC's Bowery in 1956. How to see inside your own eyeball. Facebook’s new name. The best small cities in America, ranked. What could be Manhattan’s tallest building. This clever video of humans aged 1 to 100. The 75 best movies of the 1920s. What your tattoos say about your impulsive behavior. /GTFO @freeilli | Spain ELEVATOR is like when someone pays for your morning coffee. It’s a dose of goodness in your inbox. Do us a favor and spread that goodness to your friends. Forward this to a friend or ask them to sign up at gettheelevator.com |
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