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We Have a New Word for Hot, Non-Nude Photos: LewdsThe formal definition (if you can even use “formal” for a word like this) of Lewds is “something obscene or vulgar.” According to Merriam-Webster. The informal definition from Urban Dictionary explains that the real usage of the word stems from anime culture, used to describe anything remotely sexual. For our purposes, Lewds are basically hot photos OnlyFans people can make money from but they also won’t totally offend your grandma. Make sense? The Easiest Way to Get Better in Bed Every Guy Should be Utilizing[Partner] One word. Toys. More words. Dame makes some of the easiest pleasure devices known to mankind. What makes them so easy to use? For starters, the Eva is a toy that’s handsfree. Meaning, you can focus on your performance without worrying about fumbling around in the dark. Set it and forget it. Until you can’t ignore it because your partner is experiencing clitoral stimulation while you’re doing your thing. Not sure what toy is right for you? Take their quiz and find out. Why wait? Please her now and get $20 off with the code, ELEVATOR20. The Secrets to Building a Home Bar Like This Legendary One in Austin, TXWhen you get to know Robert Jacob Lerma, the creator of this home bar, you wouldn’t be wrong to think of Gatsby. Both self-made men. Both with a penchant for throwing parties. We’ll save the armchair theories on why. And just get right into what makes a home bar particularly special. And how you can build one just as special. We especially like Robert’s bourbon motto: “Distilled to be killed.” The Animals that May Exist in a Million Years, Imagined by BiologistsGood news: we’ll all be dead by then. Bad news: there may be aquatic whale-rats, dog-sized praying mantises, and meat-eating pigeons. Yeah, no thanks. Just when we thought this article had to be a joke, they started dropping quotes from professors of biology at schools you’ve definitely heard of. Good luck with that, future dwellers. 50 Years Ago, The Electric Company Used Comedy to Boost Kids’ Reading SkillsThink Sesame Street. But instead of Elmo, picture psychedelic graphics and sketch comedy routines performed by Morgan Freeman, Joan Rivers, Mel Brooks, and the likes. Hard to imagine? Yes. Even harder to imagine it failing? Yes. Turns out, writing this type of comedy was difficult, expensive, and not as easily licensable. No one wanted to put a Tickle Me Mel on their shelves. Thus, you’ve never heard of The Electric Company. The MixerWhy these sneakers sold for $1.47M and what the first stamp could sell for. A wooden steak knife that’s 3x sharper than steel. LEGO’s new Home Alone set. How moths elude bats. Are apps the future of psychedelic therapy? How much $10,000 invested in Tesla stock 10 years ago is worth now. This prototype of the original iPod. How you can help close the pleasure gap in bed.* *Partner /GTFO @dirtandglass | Vermont ELEVATOR is like when someone pays for your morning coffee. It’s a dose of goodness in your inbox. Do us a favor and spread that goodness to your friends. Forward this to a friend or ask them to sign up at gettheelevator.com |
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Thursday, October 28, 2021
How Larry David Gives Hollywood the Finger with 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'
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We Want to Make You More Interesting. In the Bedroom. You know our goal is to make you more interesting. And usually, we're talking about dinner parties, happy hours, or hanging out with friends.
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