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The Story Behind ‘The Perfect Storm’ Story

Fair warning. If you read the opening paragraph of this article, you will be forced to read the entire article. Fairer warning. We’re just going to share the opening paragraph to get the ball rolling. “When the 70-foot longliner Andrea Gail was lost off Canada’s Grand Banks on October 29, 1991, Sebastian Junger was living in Gloucester, Massachusetts, the boat’s home port, working as a tree climber to support his freelance writing career.”  We have so many questions about every fact that was just presented.

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The 50 Best Rock Bands Right Now

Say what you will about streaming music (we love a vinyl session just as much as the next guy), but it has led to global listening. Which we love. It’s also why we love this list of 50 rock bands on top of their game right now. You’ll find bands from all around the world to throw on your next playlist.  Winner for best band name? Tough call.

An Oral History of Monster Cereals

We’ll say it now. We’ll say it proud. Count Chocula is the best monster cereal. Case closed. But there is more to this story. It involves pink poop, forgotten werewolves, and a level of sweetness among the copywriters and art directors who created these characters that rivals the sugar content of the cereals themselves.  They don’t make them like they used to.

The Exquisite Meekness of Joe Pesci

We’re not exactly sure what to call this. A celebrity profile? An acting review? A quarantine diary? Some mixture of all the aforementioned? Whatever it is, it’s honest and original and makes us want to binge all things Pesci.  Including the album he put out. Yes. An album.

The Mixer

Why dogs tilt their heads. This Air Force photographer. What Keanu Reeves gifted his stuntmen. Tattooists on tattoos people will regret in a decade. Steve Buscemi’s Halloween costume. Why it can be dangerous to pick your nose. This fake resume that has a 90% callback rate. The return of the cringe couple.

/GTFO

@michaelfoosh | Bandon, Oregon

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