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If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Google's on-prem edge gear to challenge AWS Outposts

Web giant's racks and appliances now generally available

European antitrust watchdogs sniff around Microsoft cloud licensing deals

Reportedly has already sent a Q&A to Microsoft cloud rivals, customers

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NTT finds partner to help accelerate datacenter builds in Europe, North America

Asset management outfit Macquarie will buy existing bit barns. But first, check out the shiny new 15.2MW bit barn in Indonesia

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Wing launches drone deliveries in the US where people actually live

Everything's bigger in Texas, even the flying package-slinging robots

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Elon Musk buys 9.2% of Twitter, sends share price to the Moon

If your internet megaphone lands you in enough trouble, might as well own part of it

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The metaverse of fantasy worlds is itself still a fantasy

If your boss is bugging you about this tech, here's how to respond

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Intel CEO made $178m in first 9 months, AMD CEO got a $2m pay rise

Pat Gelsinger won't unlock most of that unless Xeon giant's stock goes sky high

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Volvo car sales tumble amid ongoing chip shortages

Semiconductor drought 'affecting all plants and models' says automaker

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Lenovo plans to hire 12,000 R&D workers, hypes 'quick market returns'

Talks up 'Client-Edge-Cloud-Network-Intelligence' as it looks to consolidate lockdown gains

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AMD to acquire SmartNIC and networking firm Pensando for $1.9 billion

Strengthens SDN smarts for hyperscalers, small clouds, and maybe 5G, gives Xilinx some work too

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The march of Macs into the enterprise: Demand is on the increase

We talk to some players in the Apple device management game

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Microsoft debuts System Center 2022

Shame it's not finished – Microsoft has promised more hybrid cloud capabilities are coming real soon now

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Security

Mandiant shareholder sues to block $5.4b Google deal

Investors given 'materially incomplete and misleading' info, it is claimed

Borat RAT: Multiple threat of ransomware, DDoS and spyware

Thought Sacha Baron Cohen was a terrible threat actor? Get a load of this: encrypts/steals data, records audio/video and controls keyboard

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Emma Sleep Company admits checkout cyber attack

Customers wake to a nightmare as payment data pilfered from UK website

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Software

AlmaLinux comes to Windows Subsystem for Linux

Community-supported, Red Hat-compatible distro now available to Microsoft fans

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Panasonic's new strategy: Pump $4.89b into software, EV batteries and more

One year in, CEO Yuki Kusumi wants diversification and growth

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Any fool can write a language: It takes compilers to save the world

The language wars were fun, but they're done

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If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

Beware the terminated techie: Revenge is a dish best preceded by an asterisk

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Offbeat

ESA's Sentinel-1A satellite narrowly dodges debris

Who left that bit of rocket there? It's getting a bit crowded in orbit

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China moves to protect offshore tech company listings

Unusual move sees regulator open consultation on access to audit documents

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Remember when Huawei's CFO was detained in Canada? She's been promoted to chair the board

Meng Wanzhou will get her regular six-month stints in the role, starting who knows when

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