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5/12/2022
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What A Day: The maiming of the shrewd
No word on whether the sidewalk chalk was sentient. Wednesday, May 11, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Elise Stefanik, high-dignity person It's like the old saying goes: 1) Hold a vote
5/10/2022
23 : 54
What A Day: Protest protest too much
Almost like there's some lesson here. Tuesday, May 10, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE), the man with dinner plans Public support for the Supreme Court has
5/10/2022
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What A Day: Clar' and present danger
Somehow he wasn't referring to his insurrectionist wife Ginni. Monday, May 9, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Mayor Eric Adams, justifying the detention of a mango stand owner In terms
5/6/2022
23 : 34
What A Day: The backhand of Oz
Some stupid judge. Friday, May 6, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Ginni Thomas, normal Supreme Court spouse Russia's war in Ukraine appears to have turned a corner from “reckless, world
5/5/2022
23 : 54
What A Day: More like Elon Busks
Good luck figuring that one out, codebreakers! Thursday, May 5, 2022 BY JOCELYN COFFMAN & CROOKED MEDIA -Madison Cawthorn, choice-of-words person The fallout from the leaked Supreme Court opinion
5/5/2022
0 : 24
What A Day: Rubbing Laxalt in the wound
The most secretly recorded man in the world... Wednesday, May 4, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -JD Vance, pride of the Ohio GOP The prospect of Republican Supreme Court justices eliminating
5/3/2022
23 : 24
What A Day: Sam hill to die on
Something, something Ginni Thomas? Tuesday, May 3, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Manchin, confused about what "democracy" means WELP! A leaked draft of a Supreme Court
5/3/2022
0 : 14
What A Day: Ronny on the spot
Vladimir Putin et al are super PO'd. Monday, May 2, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Candace Owens, mistaking JK Rowling for George Orwell While Republicans in Congress continue to
4/29/2022
23 : 34
What A Day: The Bennie-Hill show
Strategic fetal positioning. Friday, April 29, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Maria Bartiromo, coaching Mark Meadows on coaching Trump on coup-ing Members of the House January 6 Committee
4/29/2022
0 : 24
What A Day: The Lindells vs the Machines
It's like Eisenhower said... Thursday, April 28, 2022 BY KATE DOYLE & CROOKED MEDIA -Roger Stone, right before getting suspended from Twitter again The US is ramping up aid for the war in
4/28/2022
0 : 14
What A Day: Trashing the Gaetz
The butt side of cows will presumably remain unmasked. Wednesday, April 27, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, explaining why he told his goons to assault protesters Is Kevin
4/26/2022
23 : 54
What A Day: Like Cawth to shame
(no relation) Tuesday, April 26, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, Jr., cracking the case wide open We appear, fortunately or unfortunately, to have reached the phase of Vladimir
4/25/2022
23 : 44
What A Day: Playing the Elon game
Seems like a bad omen for the future. Monday, April 25, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Former Gov. Scott Walker (R-WI), still dumb Every time it seems like we have a handle on how
4/22/2022
23 : 14
What A Day: Smarmy-McCarthy hearings
Heckuva job Senator Coons! Friday, April 22, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on his coup caucus Days after the January 6 insurrection House Minority
4/22/2022
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What A Day: Beg, borrow, or Thiel
“Not my boats!” Thursday, April 21, 2022 BY JULIA CLAIRE & CROOKED MEDIA -Nebraska GOP gubernatorial candidate Charles Herbster, whose defense against groping allegations somehow gets worse from
4/21/2022
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What A Day: Paxlovid America-no
A chicken in every pot and a bottle in every medicine cabinet. Wednesday, April 20, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), American's perviest senator Vladimir Putin's
4/19/2022
23 : 34
What A Day: Paths of East resistance
Sounds pretty bad! Tuesday, April 19, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) on getting "crushed" by Trump in a GOP primary A Trump judge in league with Stephen
4/18/2022
23 : 54
What A Day: Great balls on fire
Whatever floats their scrote, I guess. Monday, April 18, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Christian America's favorite former president honoring the resurrection Whether as a potential
4/12/2022
0 : 24
What A Day: Kush-ing their luck
Check your Motorola Razr notifications. Monday, April 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, on his endorsement of Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race Russia has set the stage
4/8/2022
23 : 44
What A Day: From Don to Mark
...is, in another sense, biblically correct. Friday, April 8, 2022 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Devin Nunes, on Donald Trump's scam app, Truth Social, which doesn't work Russia's