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3/22/2022
20 : 44
“New Boot Goofin”
Good afternoon. Today is the first day we are processing a television show that is essentially Eurovision for America. It is called American Song Contest.
3/17/2022
20 : 34
Fighting for a yassified Ireland
Good afternoon, lads and lasses. What's the craic? That's just some Irish slang for you.
3/16/2022
20 : 14
Father, Son, House of Jubbly
Today, big news.
3/15/2022
20 : 4
Ye old nose knows
Good afternoon and welcome to another email. We are delighted to report that the royal family, while celebrating their expansionist commonwealth imperialism, has signaled that it's only cool when
3/10/2022
21 : 4
Queer Eye for the Secret Baby
Good afternoon, email openers. Here's the latest in makeover news.
3/10/2022
1 : 26
Help! My culture has been canceled and I cannot get up
Good afternoon. Thank you for meeting with us today, it is an honor to have the opportunity to occupy your eyes.
3/8/2022
21 : 14
Int’l_Womens_Day_Anthem_(I_Choose_You).mp3
This one's for the ladies, whom we are celebrating internationally today.
3/3/2022
21 : 44
The biggest dick in Chicago
Greetings, Gawker readers. Once again, it is a pleasure to deliver you these humble blogs.
3/1/2022
21 : 24
Queer Instagram Narcissism Tuesday
Happy Mardi Gras, Gawker readers. We need to talk about your Instagram feed. Have you been affected by the narcissism of Canva-powered “queer Instagram activists”?
2/24/2022
21 : 14
Wordle peace
Good afternoon and welcome to another Thursday, during which the Queen awoke from yet another peaceful slumber. She has made it through yet another night of her, as of yet, 95-year life.
2/23/2022
21 : 44
Queen Update Requested: Results Inconclusive
Good afternoon, loyal Gawker newsletter subjects who have not reported us as spam. Is the Queen dead? Did an intern do it? Such are the mysteries of life.
2/22/2022
21 : 54
Case of the Twotwotwotwotwosdays
Welcome back, sweeties and cuties. What's special about today is that all of the numbers are the same number. Well, not all of them, there is a zero in there. But most of them. It is very rare.
2/17/2022
21 : 34
We have questions
Hello sweet angels. Today we have news that may rock your world.
2/16/2022
21 : 34
The Worst Person In the World: Azealia Banks, Julia Fox, or Elon Musk?
Good afternoon, Wednesday! Time is flying. It feels like just yesterday Julia Fox and Kanye West began “dating,” and now not only are they kaput, but Azealia Banks is involved.
2/15/2022
21 : 34
Thots and prayers
Good afternoon and welcome to another week together. RIP love.
2/10/2022
21 : 4
Unfortunately, the new J.Lo movie sucks
Have a wonderful weekend one day early, everyone. I know it's technically not the weekend yet, but today starts this newsletter's weekend, and boy is it excited to kick back with some vegan
2/8/2022
21 : 24
We have bravely chosen not to dox Kyrsten Sinema despite our ability to do so
Hello again, sweet angels. We have more blogs for you today.
2/3/2022
21 : 54
Kyrsten Sinema’s divorce papers
Good g'afternoon Gawker girlies, we have a fresh batch of blogs for you.
2/2/2022
21 : 44
There can be 100 groundhogs in a room
Happy hog day, and best wishes for the next six weeks of winter.
1/27/2022
21 : 14
Do you think there will be a gay president or an Italian-American president first?
Good afternoon to all who celebrate.