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5/24/2022
20 : 4
Stop the (French) presses
Sweet Tuesday, I am back in your arms, your inbox, hello my darling.
5/19/2022
20 : 24
Selling Sunset’s Christine Quinn stays at the Trump International Hotel
Merry Thursday to all who celebrate. The specials today include our extremely exclusive bombshell interview with Selling Sunset's Christine Quinn!
5/18/2022
20 : 4
My darling, you are quite infectious tonight
Boy oh boy am I happy to see you! Well, just kind of.
5/17/2022
20 : 4
Gawker Review of Architecture and Interiors
Good afternoon ladies and germs.
5/12/2022
20 : 4
Today's newsletter written by Joe Alwyn
We meet again.
5/10/2022
20 : 34
Body talk
Ello govna top of the afternoon ta ya wots all this?
5/5/2022
20 : 44
It's not the humping, it's the hypocrisy
Thursday again! We made it past “hump day,” also known as “Wednesday” because it is the middle of the week, of which you ascend and repel down the mountain of Wednesday.
5/4/2022
20 : 34
E.T. Bone Home
Good Wednesday, how is it going? I can't hear you. I'm trapped in this newsletter. What? It's fine. Let's move on.
5/3/2022
20 : 24
Kim Kardashian Wears Marilyn Dress as Roe v. Wade Overturned
Well, we have to wait a whole year for the next Met Gala. While you wait, we have compiled some terrible tweets about the latest news.
4/28/2022
20 : 34
Capitalism: Wearing clothes and having coffee
Thank god it's Thursday, am I right?
4/27/2022
20 : 4
Last night's party
Sweet afternoon sweet angels. Just wanted to remind you how much we love and adore you and would never do anything to hurt you. We are kind people, we think.
4/26/2022
20 : 34
When I am king I will have you punished
Tuesday again! Good afternoon and congratulations to us all for making it to this day.
4/20/2022
20 : 34
The people at the grocery store call her “pound of ham”
Good afternoon and gather 'round, listen up as we tell the tale of Alan Ruck and how his presence ought to abound.
4/7/2022
20 : 34
Bad news and good news
We are closing in on another beautiful week together, and it has truly been magical. But first, I must begin a difficult conversation.
4/6/2022
20 : 4
I will bury you and your Untitled Nancy Meyers Project
Good afternoon, it's me again. Today we will keep it short and sweet because it is literally, physically, metaphorically, and spiritually a gray day.
3/31/2022
20 : 34
A community in reckoning reaches day four of The Slap
Good afternoon on this, The Slap: Day Four. Thankfully, Harry Potter chimed in. Phew! Was afraid we might be ending our days of the slap.
3/30/2022
20 : 14
Doo-doo-doo doo-do-doo-doo you have any Adderall
Good afternoon and buckle up.
3/29/2022
20 : 44
What’s that smell? Why, it’s Ezra Miller
Good afternoon, angels and demons, clickers and scrollers, readers and writers…
3/24/2022
20 : 44
Spon Please
Good afternoon little guys, it's us again. Turns out that all is not well in the media landscape, specifically with our friends across the content-pond at New York Magazine.
3/23/2022
20 : 14
All Cats Are Muslim
Good afternoon again, but this time only to the kitties and cats.