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11/23/2021
20 : 54
32 hours for work, 56 hours for rest, 180 hours for what you will
Today's newsletter is all about doing less. Working fewer hours, curbing your flirts, excising the word “unapologetically” from your vocabulary. As Joan Didion once said, less is more. Was that her
11/18/2021
21 : 34
Sports tip
Would basketball be better if the players didn't know the score?
11/17/2021
21 : 44
RIP the Queen (not yet, just practicing for the future)
If anyone needs the Queen for any reason, better get it done before… you know.
11/16/2021
20 : 54
Kirsten Dunst Alert
There are few people the Gawker staff unequivocally supports; Kirsten Dunst is one of them.
11/11/2021
21 : 24
Telling your friends and family to subscribe to this newsletter is a radical act
If everything is a radical act, is nothing a radical act?
11/10/2021
22 : 44
If you find Ed Sheeran traumatizing we don't want to hear it!!!!
Hello dearest readers. Perhaps one of you, maybe a scientist perhaps, could investigate the mystery behind why it takes like, three times of hearing an internet phrase before it becomes unbearable?
11/9/2021
20 : 54
Irony is dead but Joe Manchin remains alive. Interesting.
Good morning readers. Or, as we say in the Gawker Slack, "gm." I understand it is no longer morning, but due to the flattening of irony we can do whatever we want now. Well, it was great
11/4/2021
20 : 4
Beans
Cooking for someone too early can be dangerous. Dating is hard enough. You also probably don't want to wear a shirt with beans on it to a date. That's just weird.
11/3/2021
20 : 24
You spin my reconciliation bill right round
Good afternoon, lovelies. Imagine, if you will, walking into a 6 am spin class to find Kyrsten Sinema in the brightest sports bra and legging set, screaming at the top of her lungs. Even scarier,
11/2/2021
20 : 34
Help! I have fallen and am stuck at the bottom of a Well, Actually
Hello dearest readers. I hope you had a restorative weekend in preparation for reading today's newsletter.
11/2/2021
14 : 14
The supply chain has at least produced a surplus of Eric Clapton photos
Between good and evil is purgatory, where unjudged souls loiter because the supply chain has delayed everything a few weeks and frankly, we just don't know what to do with ourselves.
10/29/2021
10 : 4
Lettuce handle that dressing for you, we Ken do it
Hello sweet angles and beautiful acuties.
10/29/2021
10 : 4
Ham is having a moment
You're either someone who sends ham or someone who doesn't.
10/29/2021
10 : 4
A spectre? Haunting my dog’s crate? It’s more likely than you think…
BOO! Sorry, too scary. Let's try that again.