When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer [Mon May 30 2022]

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When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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Workday nearly doubles losses as waves of deals pushed back

Figures disappoint analysts as SaaSy HR and finance application vendor navigates economic uncertainty

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Lenovo infrastructure group and Alibaba Cloud both make first annual profits

Chinese giants' enterprise businesses do well despite lockdowns. Other segments? Strap in for a bumpy ride

Huawei claims it’s halved the time needed to build a 1,000-rack datacenter

Promises modular kit gets you up and running in six to nine months, with AI-powered ops to make it efficient

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Big Tech loves talking up privacy – while trying to kill privacy legislation

Study claims Amazon, Apple, Google, Meta, Microsoft work to derail data rules

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SEC probes Musk for not properly disclosing Twitter stake

Meanwhile, social network's board rejects resignation of one its directors

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Despite global uncertainty, $500m hit doesn't rattle Nvidia execs

CEO acknowledges impact of war, pandemic but says fundamentals ‘are really good’

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Another AI supercomputer from HPE: Champollion lands in France

That's the second in a week following similar system in Munich also aimed at researchers

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Recession fears only stoking enterprise tech spending for Dell, others

Staving off entropy with digital transformation, hybrid office, and automation projects

Clonezilla 3: Copy and clone disk images to your heart's content

Even non-sysadmins may find this Linux live ISO handy

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Revealed: The semi-secret list of techs Beijing really really wishes it didn't have to import

I think we can all agree that China is not alone in wishing it had an alternative to Microsoft Windows

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Cloud Or Colo? The Point When AI Startups Need To Make The Switch

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Global tech industry objects to India’s new infosec reporting regime

Eleven industry associations, representing every tech vendor that matters, warns of economic harm

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Ransomware attack sends US county back to 1977

Also: Uni details its malware-catching AI, signs of China poking the Russian cyber-bear, and more

Stolen university credentials up for sale by Russian crooks, FBI warns

Forget dark-web souks, thousands of these are already being traded on public bazaars

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Cloud security unicorn cuts 20% of staff after raising $1.3b

Time to play blame bingo: Markets? Profits? Too much growth? Russia? Space aliens?

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Talos names eight deadly sins in widely used industrial software

Entire swaths of gear relies on vulnerability-laden Open Automation Software (OAS)

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GitHub saved plaintext passwords of npm users in log files, post mortem reveals

Unrelated to the OAuth token attack, but still troubling as org reveals details of around 100,000 users were grabbed by the baddies

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This Windows malware uses PowerShell to inject malicious extension into Chrome

And that's a bit odd, says Red Canary

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Let's play everyone's favorite game: REvil? Or Not REvil?

Another day, another DDoS attack that tries to scare the victim into paying up with mention of dreaded gang

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China offering ten nations help to run their cyber-defenses and networks

Sure, they’re small Pacific nations, but they’re in very strategic locations

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Experts: AI should be recognized as inventors in patent law

Plus: Police release deepfake of murdered teen in cold case, and more

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Microsoft slows some hiring for Windows, Teams, and Office

'Making sure the right resources are aligned to the right opportunity' ahead of next fiscal year

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When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

It says 'Do Not Touch,' not 'Rip Out My Guts'

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IBM-powered Mayflower robo-ship once again tries to cross Atlantic

Whaddayaknow? It's made it more than halfway to America

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Broadcom to 'focus on rapid transition to subscriptions' for VMware

Offers comforting vision for core customers, products, channel – though warns efficiencies are coming

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Quantum internet within grasp as scientists show off entanglement demo

Teleportation of quantum information key to future secure data transfer

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UK monopoly watchdog investigates Google's online advertising business

Another probe? Mountain View is starting to look like a pincushion at this rate

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BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?

Did that printer service person just sell you 10 overpriced boxes of the wrong paper?

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World’s smallest remote-controlled robots are smaller than a flea

So small, you can't feel it crawl

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