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Microsoft to buy 4% of London Stock Exchange in 10-year platform deal

US tech giant's data analytics and cloud products for a slice of Brit market action

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US Department of Energy 'flooring the accelerator' with $2.5bn battery loan on battery plants

General Motors and LG building three manufacturing sites for energy security

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Intel aims for lower-power GPUs as Nvidia pushes pricey energy guzzlers

GPU boss vows 'dramatic shift in the PC graphics landscape' with next-gen CPU

Musk roundly booed on-stage at Dave Chappelle gig

Are they booing me, Smithers? No, Mr SpaceX, they're saying boo, boo-ster, booster!

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Just blob it in: Microsoft greases skids for data migration to Azure

Storage Mover tool to push on-premises workloads to the cloud, where Windows giant wants it

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Ventana targets hyperscalers with customizable RISC-V server chip

Aims to take away the pain of designing an SoC in-house

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Raspberry Pi supply chain loosens just in time for the holiday season

100,000 units being sent to resellers as thanks for consumer patience, says CEO Eben Upton

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World's governments to keep spending to erase technical debt

Never mind the corporate sector slowdown, taxpayers' wallets open for business

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Brit chip company picks RISC-V for next-gen microcontrollers

Fabless maker goes for open-source chip architecture, with actual chips schedueld to ship late 2023

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Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

Confoundingly camouflaged control covered in cruft confounds careful contractor, crashes kit

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Cisco closes in on debut of cloudy Nexus management service

Existing Nexus Dashboard to be recommended for sovereign clouds or air-gapped rigs

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IT security teams, business execs still not on same page

Also: Guri the air-gap guru strikes again, while pro-Ukraine hackers set up a proxy network in Russia

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UK arrests five for selling 'dodgy' point of sale software

Turns a $100 bottle of wine into a $4 soft drink to avoid tax, earning probe by major governments

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Google once again postpones Chrome content-blocker shakeup

Our v3 prediction comes true

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Broadcom braced for full EU investigation into $61B VMware buyout

Company still insists takeover of virtualization giant is going through by November '23

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TOR Browser 12 released with support for Albanian, Ukrainian

If you are concerned about browsing discreetly, this makes it easier

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ChatGPT has mastered the confidence trick, and that’s a terrible look for AI

It’s very good, and that's very bad

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China bans deepfakes created without permission or for evil

'Deep synthesis service providers' otherwise free to create AI-generated humans in line with socialist values

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The cubesats lost in space from Artemis Moon mission

To the four out of ten that didn't make it, we salute 'em

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Galactic anti-nuclei travelers could help illuminate dark matter

Earth-based experiment provides model result to help expose mysterious substance making up the majority of the Milky Way

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OK, we know iPhones are expensive but... $11 a month for Twitter Blue on iOS?

Elon Musk's meeting with Tim Cook at Apple HQ went well, we see

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As one mission returns to Earth, three more make for the Moon

Japan and the United Arab Emirates launched landers, while JPL has a boring old satellite

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