What The Elle - ☔ More Meatball Storms In 2023?

A 2023 markets outlook from Dr. Sylvia Kwan, plus a tax timeline and tips for a rainy day. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ 
 
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“What Will Happen in the Markets This Year?”

 

It’s a question that gets asked every year — and every year, it’s just as impossible to anticipate. Even the so-called experts get it wrong.

Besides, as we saw in 2022, there are a lot of events that are simply impossible to predict. (Last January, our economic forecast for the year was “cloudy, with a chance of meatballs” — a metaphor referencing the classic children’s book — except the “meatballs” are all those unknown unknowns.) For example:

Russia invaded Ukraine.

China’s zero-COVID lockdown lasted most of the year.

The crypto world imploded.

Tech stocks plummeted.

Inflation wasn’t transitory, but proved persistent.

The Fed raised rates seven (!) times, more than twice what was predicted.

 

With surprises like these, it’s no wonder 2022 was a disappointing year for investors. So what comes next?

Like Sallie, I’m no fan of shorter-term predictions. But the data makes it clear that we’re not out of the woods yet. In my annual markets outlook this year, I consider all the factors currently in play, from the labor and housing markets to GDP — you can read the whole thing at the link below.

The TL;DR is this: While those experts are predicting a mild to deep recession, it’s still anyone’s guess.

And in any case, long-term investors shouldn’t be too worried. Recessions are a part of normal economic cycles; since 1857, the US has had more than 30 of them.

If we do end up in one, the key to getting through it is a diversified portfolio that can weather market shifts. It’s like an umbrella for those raining meatballs: You’ll probably still get wet, but you won’t be soaked. While we hope for a positive 2023, hope isn’t a strategy. Being prepared and keeping our sights on the long term is.

Here’s to a happy and healthy 2023, with fewer cloudy skies ahead.

 
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Dr. Sylvia Kwan, she/her
Chief Investment Officer, Ellevest

 

Speaking of rainy days …

A F*ck-You Fund — as a refresher — is a savings pot you build up specifically so you can walk away from the things that hurt you or hold you back.

If you already have a F*ck-You Fund … have you ever used it? Left a job you hated? Escaped a toxic roommate sitch? We want to know how you did it! Tell us all about your F*ck-You Fund success story.

 
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Remind me: How do taxes work with my investments?

Ah, tax season — we did not miss you. But since it’s here, it’s worth a refresher on how taxes work for retirement and taxable investment accounts. We’ve got the rundown on how it all works.

STAY ON TOP OF IT >

 
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Back in the groove? Try a few new money habits in 2023

It’s never too late for a New Year’s resolution intention. If you’re still looking to take your financial game to the next level but haven’t decided on how, we’ve got a few suggestions on small habits that make a big difference.

ONE WEIRD TRICK >

 

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Links from the Ellevest team water cooler

Proof of incremental change via two recent moves: A new federal funding package aims to protect mothers and moms-to-be in the workplace, and the FDA just changed its regulations to allow drugstores to offer abortion pills for the first time. Little by little, brick by brick, trust the process, etc.

“If you’re a woman, you get about 10 years to be taken seriously at work.” (If that didn’t sell you, the headline on this banger is “The Hour Between Babe and Hag.”)

Noncompete agreements could be on the way out if the FTC has its way. It says they’re an unfair method of competition — and doing away with them could boost wages by $300 billion (!) a year.

The latest TikTok trend is bucking the platform’s side-hustle-heavy reputation — the kids are all about financial cleanses now. (We love it.)

So, uh, tipping is weird now, right?

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✨ New Year, Same Fundamentals

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

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Got Resolutions? (We’ve Got You.)

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Plus, some just-for-fun rituals to help you start fresh on all fronts. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

💸 Your fave Ellevest content in 2022

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Plus, insuring your investments, checking in with the Fed, and reimagining midlife for women. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

👛 How Do We Solve the Masculinity of Wealth?

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

… and other answers to your questions on how to build wealth. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Take two, with fixed links: ⛅ What About 2022 Was Hopeful?

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

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