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The Best Teams That Didn't Win the Premier League, Ranked

Friday, May 17, 2024

With one game left in the 2023-24 season, the most likely outcome is the same outcome from five of the previous six seasons: Manchester City win the Premier League. The collateral damage: Arsenal will

Meet the Pass That Explains the 2023-24 Premier League Season

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

What's the best way to score a goal? I wrote about pullbacks: It's just way harder to complete a through-ball than it used to be. But if that's true and teams aren't pushing their

The 16 Worst Misses of the Premier League Season

Friday, May 10, 2024

Remember this? It didn't end up in the goal. Good times. I wrote about the biggest and most important misses of the Premier League season: If it seems like I'm only focusing on Liverpool,

Why Bayer Leverkusen Are Better Than a Hypothetical Team With Messi and Ronaldo

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Start here: We didn't expect anyone to be unbeaten at this point in the season. Then go here: If, in August, I told you that it was going to happen, then how many teams would you have guessed

Every American Soccer Player, Ranked, Again

Friday, May 3, 2024

The second volume of the UNITED STATES MEN'S NATIONAL TEAM PLAYER PERFORMANCE INDEX is out. The point of this, as you all no doubt understand, was to come up with a simple way to assess the

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