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The bell tolls for TikTok as lifelines to avoid January 19 US ban vanish

SCOTUS unlikely to save it, no time to find a buyer. Hey, Xiaohongshu!

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Allstate accused of quietly paying app makers for driver data

Insurance giant sued by Texas for using surveillance without consent to jack up premiums, deny coverage

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With AI boom in full force, 2024 datacenter deals reach $57B record

Fewer giant contracts, but many more smaller ones, in bit barn feeding frenzy

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Brit watchdog probes Google's search, ads empire

Third front opened amid continued scrutiny from US, Euro regulators

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Tim cooking up the dough as his Apple pay rises 18% to $74.6M

He could buy 49,766 and a half MacBook Pros with that

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Intel’s datacenter architecture boss and Xeon lead jumps to Qualcomm

Sailesh Kottapalli sees ‘a once-in-a-career opportunity’ at the house of Snapdragon – maybe server CPUs or AI silicon?

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Sonos CEO steps down after smart speaker app upgrade hit bum note

Board appoints interim leader to stay in tune with its turnaround song, both execs hear sweet sound of cash landing in the bank

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Miscreants 'mass exploited' Fortinet firewalls, 'highly probable' zero-day used

Ransomware 'not off the table,' Arctic Wolf threat hunter tells El Reg

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Numerix, Leading Provider of Capital Markets Technology, Migrates to AWS with RapidScale

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FBI wipes Chinese PlugX malware from thousands of Windows PCs in America

Hey, Xi: Zài jiàn!

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Snyk appears to deploy 'malicious' packages targeting Cursor for unknown reason

Packages removed, vendor said to have apologized to AI code editor as onlookers say it could have been a test

It's not just Big Tech: The UK's Online Safety Act applies across the board

That niche forum running for 20 years – get ready, there's work to do

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UK floats ransomware payout ban for public sector

Stronger proposals may also see private sector applying for a payment 'license'

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The Art of Auto Scaling: Learn the Latest Best Practices And Avoid Common Mistakes

With Sample Architecture Diagrams and CloudFormation Templates

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How Data Scientists Are Using the AWS Cloud to Help Consumers Save Money

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Price-fixing-as-a-service: The claim against healthcare cost-cruncher MultiPlan

Attorney Jennifer Scullion on allegations of algorithmic suppression of competition

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Oracle open source overlord calls it quits, leaves with big ol' pile of shares

38-year veteran Edward Screven led technology and architecture decisions since Sun merger

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Microsoft, PC makers cut prices of Copilot+ gear in Europe, analyst stats confirm

Double-digit reduction only served to 'stimulate some interest'

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Intel, AMD engineers rush to save Linux 6.13 after dodgy Microsoft code change

'Let's not do this again please'... days before release date

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Absolute Linux has reached the end – where to next?

Linux distros that don't exist, but we wish did

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Europe hopes Trump trumps Biden's plan for US to play AI gatekeeper

Export controls would limit shipments of GPUs to large swaths of EU

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WordPress drama latest: Leader Matt Mullenweg exiles five contributors

WordPress.org accounts cancelled, dissidents told to fork off

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MAeHC Migrates Quality Data Center Application to AWS with RapidScale

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Biden opens federal land to power-hungry AI datacenters

Watt's the problem? Not enough energy to win the arms race?

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