Crooked Media - What A Day: Even Stephen

Tuesday, October 6, 2020
BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA

-Patti LuPone, unimpressed with Donald Trump's Evita interpretation

Many of us questioned President Trump’s coronavirus-ridden return to the White House, but now that he’s threatened to travel to Miami, reverted to spreading months-old disinformation about COVID-19, and sent the economy into a nosedive, it seems clear the man’s judgement is as sound as ever.
 

  • Within moments of arriving home, a highly-medicated Donald Trump horrified doctors (and also, everyone) by dramatically removing his mask and releasing a bizarre propaganda video that asserted he contracted coronavirus as an act of...leadership. Today Trump proved how much he’s learned from his firsthand leadership experience by spreading the same false comparison between coronavirus and influenza he first promoted 210,000 deaths ago. Social media companies censored those posts, leading Trump to cryptically call for the destruction of the internet. He’s back, baby!
     
  • Not content to shed coronavirus around the hard-hit, poorly-ventilated West Wing, Donald Trump has announced his intention to take this infectious show on the road. Trump’s lying doctor Sean Conley put out a statement that the president, who was visibly gasping for air upon his return to the White House on Monday, today “reports no symptoms,” and the miraculously recovered 74-year-old tweeted that he’s “looking forward to the debate on the evening of Thursday, October 15th in Miami. It will be great!” That townhall-style debate would be just two weeks after Trump (purportedly) began experiencing symptoms, and it is beyond insane for him to consider attending it in person.
     
  • On Monday Conley suggested that Trump’s tweets served as a useful gauge of his mental fitness. We would be interested to know what the good doctor thinks about these ones, in which President Deals shut down all hopes of further coronavirus stimulus until after the election and immediately tanked the stock market. Incidentally, here’s a new poll that found 74 percent of voters think the Senate should prioritize coronavirus relief over confirming Amy Coney Barrett. More Coronavirus, Worse Economy: It’s a bold closing argument from Team Trump.

Meanwhile, as more people in the White House’s orbit fall ill, the administration has worked systematically to make sure we never learn when Trump last tested negative, or how many people contracted the virus from him or people at his superspreading events. 

 

  • Stephen Miller has it. Nearly all of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are in quarantine after a Coast Guard admiral tested positive. Trump’s Coast Guard aide Jayna McCarron has coronavirus, as does one of his active-duty military valets and a third press office aide. New York Times reporter Michael Shear said his wife has now tested positive: “The collateral damage is going to be pretty significant, I think.” White House employees are rightly scared and angry; one source told Axios, “It's insane that he would return to the White House and jeopardize his staff's health when we are still learning of new cases among senior staff. This place is a cesspool.”
     
  • Trump’s recklessness and refusal to conduct contact tracing have consequences beyond the White House grounds. Washington, DC, reported 105 new coronavirus cases on Monday, the city’s highest one-day spike since June. That spike may not be a function of the Rose Garden Misadventure alone. John Hagee, a megachurch pastor and Trump advisor, has tested positive; he wasn’t present at the Amy Coney Barrett nomination event, but he did attend a September 15 White House event along with hundreds of people who were largely flouting safety measures. 

Our new reality is almost too surreal to fathom: The president and his allies are not only neglecting their responsibility to bring the pandemic under control, they’re now actively and knowingly spreading a deadly virus themselves. What a good time to don the hazmat suit of democracy and escort them out

Against all odds (and probably better judgement), this week brings us the 2020 Vice Presidential Debate. Sen. Kamala Harris and VP Mike Pence will be taking the stage this Wednesday, October 7 at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT. Watch with us LIVE—we’ll be streaming the whole thing along with our Groupthread, where we and other familiar faces from the Crooked Media family will be breaking down what’s happening and giving our live commentary. Join us at crooked.com/debate

Top White House officials have blocked new federal guidelines for the emergency release of a coronavirus vaccine, because the guidelines would make it virtually impossible for Donald Trump to triumphantly announce the authorization of a vaccine before the election. The White House had previously told the FDA that pharmaceutical companies objected to the tougher requirements, a justification which, bear with us here, appears to be a big fat lie. The FDA has gone ahead and published the new guidelines after the White House blocked their formal release, making clear that regulators don’t intend to let political pressure impinge on the authorization process.

The Supreme Court has reinstated a witness requirement for South Carolina mail ballots, siding with Republicans after lower courts ruled that the requirement put an undue burden on voters during a pandemic. More than 8,000 people have already voted by mail in South Carolina under the impression that a witness signature wasn’t required, and many of them are likely to be disenfranchised. That’s upsetting in and of itself, but the ruling is a not-great omen for future election-related cases: The Court has signaled an inclination to stop lower courts from allowing voting rule changes close to the election, even changes aimed at expanding accessibility during a pandemic. Be ready to spend the last 28 days fighting for every last vote

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Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI) has approved legislation allowing Michigan election officials to begin processing absentee ballots before November 3. 

A Michigan judge struck down Republicans' effort to leave a voter transportation ban in place. A cool day in Michigan!

Ten bellwether counties in battleground states tell a hopeful story for Joe Biden.

Mandy Patinkin and his “glorious AF” wife Kathryn are doing the lord’s work

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