We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them [Mon May 16 2022]

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We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them

Make it work like it does at home

 

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Colocation consolidation: Analysts look at what's driving the feeding frenzy

Sometimes a half-sized shipping container at the base of a cell tower is all you need

Those NitroTPMs Amazon teased now really are coming to AWS EC2

Yes, give those smartNICs something to do

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TSMC, Samsung plan price hikes for chip designers – reports

Nvidia, AMD, Apple et al may be forced to pass cost on to customers

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Micron dangles predictable memory price agreements in front of vendors

The idea? To get investors muttering: DRAM, those gross margins are stable...

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Elon Musk puts Twitter deal on hold over bot numbers claim

Less than 5% of users are spam accounts? Is that too high ... or too low for him?

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We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them

Make it work like it does at home

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Arm says microcontroller price hikes helped fuel sales

As well as chip design licensing, 5G smartphones, cars ... who needs Nvi-whatchamacallit?

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AMD approaches '30%' x86 CPU market share, thanks to servers 'n' laptops

Guess you could call this Mercury Ryzen

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Demand for GPUs used to mine crypto 'disappearing', says ASUSTeK

Less demand will see prices fall, and gaming laptop sales rise – which is nice as the rest of the PC market has cooled

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Cloud Or Colo? The Point When AI Startups Need To Make The Switch

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Shopping for malware: $260 gets you a password stealer. $90 for a crypto-miner...

We take a look at low, low subscription prices – not that we want to give anyone any ideas

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Ukrainian crook jailed in US for selling thousands of stolen login credentials

Touting info on 6,700 compromised systems will get you four years behind bars

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Another ex-eBay exec admits cyberstalking web souk critics

David Harville is seventh to cop to harassment campaign

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Software patching must work like car safety recalls, says US cyber boss

Adds infosec regulation coming to more industries but with a light touch, more collaboration

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Most organizations hit by ransomware would pay up if hit again

Nine out of ten organizations would do it all over again, keeping attackers in business

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'Peacetime in cyberspace is a chaotic environment' says senior US advisor

The internet is now the first battleground of any new war – before the shooting starts

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Iran-linked Cobalt Mirage extracts money, info from US orgs – report

Khamenei, can you just not? Not right now, fam

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Researchers find 134 flaws in the way Word, PDFs, handle scripts

‘Cooperative mutation’ spots problems that checking code alone will miss

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To predict the targets of Chinese malware, look at the target of Chinese laws

Around the time Beijing banned online gambling, RATs started targeting operators, say Taiwanese researchers

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Anatomy of a campaign to inject JavaScript into compromised WordPress sites

Reverse-engineered code redirects visitors to dodgy corners of the internet

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Q2 2021 Cofense Phishing Review

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Bosses using AI to hire candidates risk discriminating against disabled applicants

US publishes technical guide to help organizations avoid violating Americans with Disabilities Act

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How ICE became a $2.8b domestic surveillance agency

Your US tax dollars at work

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Fully automated AI networks less than 5 years away, reckons Juniper CEO

You robot kids, get off my LAN

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Finnish open-source-as-a-service startup Aiven adds $1bn to valuation

Demand for PostgreSQL and Kafka driving interest in cloud service, CEO tells The Register

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Windows Subsystem for Linux gets bleeding-edge Ubuntu

'This is not recommended for production development. It may be unstable and it will have bugs'

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Microsoft adds unscheduled breaks to most certification exams

Farewell to scheduling your emergencies in advance

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D-Wave deploys first US-based Advantage quantum system

For those that want to keep their data in the homeland

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Pictured: Sagittarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way

We speak to scientists involved in historic first snap – and no, this isn't the M87*

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Confirmation dialog Groundhog Day: I click OK and it keeps coming back

Yes/No/Cancel culture at its worst

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BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise

Why shouldn't the stairwell be the preferred location for our fun?

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