I never gloat after someone dies. But also...
This is the Rubesletter from Matt Ruby. I’m a comedian, writer, and the creator of Vooza. Every Tuesday, I send essays, jokes, and videos to your inbox. You’re on the free plan, for the full experience, sign up for a paid subscription. I never gloat after someone dies. But also...Thoughts on OJ, Larry David, the eclipse, Austin, Anthony Bourdain, therapy, science, and more.🎯 I’m pretty punk rock… …I mean, talk about killing. 🤘🫁😬 🎙️ Speaking of, I’m taping a comedy special at NY Comedy Club on 4/21. Come/tell friends/turn up those tanks to max O2. Promo code “shineon” for $10 off tix. 🎯 I never gloat after someone dies...but also, check out my book If I Did It: Confessions of a Guy Gloating After OJ’s Death. 🎯 I slept through that NYC earthquake. I was like a 007 martini: shaken but not stirred. 🎯 Curb ended the same week as the eclipse and I feel like LD woulda hated it. "Path of totality? More like path of banality!" 🎯 There need to be more songs about eclipses. Pink Floyd and Bonnie Tyler really raked it in on residuals this week. 🎯 I’m now in Austin for the first time in years and it’s giving BBL vibes… 🎙️ Texas? Come see me tell jokes... 🎯 Bird watchers are just wildlife peeping toms. 🎯 “How do you define a woman?” 🎯 I’m not politically homeless, I’m politically unhoused. 🎯 I will never understand why we have to say "flu-like" symptoms. Just "flu symptoms" is good enough. Symptoms are always *LIKE* the thing – that's why we say someone has symptoms instead of just saying they have THE THING. But don't mind me, I just have a**hole symptoms. 🎯 I know, life is a movie. The problem: I thought I was making a superhero flick and I’m slowly realizing it’s a weird art film. 🎯 I’m in therapy, but I’m playing hard to get. 🗯️ Joan Didion on self-respect:
🎯 crotch-based podcasting - any podcast sponsored by MeUndies, Manscaped, BlueChew, or some other product that generates revenue from below the belt 🎯 “Science-backed”/“support immunity”/“promotes gut health”…These are all just the "California sober" of science. They're kiiiiinda what they sound like but actually the opposite. 🎯 Tip: The best scientists don't have subscribers. 💭 Too many people confuse celebrity with expertise:
🎯 “Gimme the Suze Orman.” -Caitlin Clark’s coach 🎯 All I watch on YouTube is comedy stuff and I'm constantly interrupted by ads featuring the Sandy Hook parents. I can not even begin to tell you how jarring it is to hard cut from a Tim Robinson clip to a dead toddler's dad begging for help because they’re actually kinda similar until they are very much not. 🎯 As a comedian, I have (dozens of times) asked crowds, "Any incels here tonight?" NEVER has there been a yes. I'm starting to think their big issue may be they never leave the house. 🎙️ DC: I’ll be at the Cellar Door in Frederick, MD on 4/14 (tickets here). 🎯 I’m offended by people who get offended by people who are offended by jokes. 🎯 Every old person is a tastemaker and they’ve just decided most trends are dumb and it’s actually mad respectable. 🎯 The genius of social media is it allows us to present mental illness while wearing the mask of moral superiority. 🎯 Crazy how Jews run every PR firm in the world yet Israel's out here running the worst damn PR operation ya ever did see. 🎯 Not everything is about you. That goes for both good and bad stuff. Next time you get celebrated or rejected, remember to consider it may have little (or even nothing) to do with you. 🎯 Sober people online: “I haven't had a drink in 875 days. So grateful for AA!” 🎯 Twirl! 🎯 VC's: What's your brilliant biz idea? 🎯 Doesn't get more American than having to watch an ad for Chevron (“the human energy company”) before you can watch surveillance video of cops beating up a guy. 🎧 Subscribe to my podcast…
Here’s video of the most recent one: 🎯 The US Congress nowadays is what happens when the heckler gets the microphone. 🗯️ "Brunch is demoralizing to the serious line cook," wrote Anthony Bourdain.
🎙️ My BIG IF TRUE tour rolls on. NOLA, Denver, Belgium, Luxembourg, and Holland upcoming too. Tickets here. 🃏 Wanna know when I’m coming to your area? Sign up at Punchup and I’ll tell ya when I’m coming to your area. 🃏 My other newsletter is Funny How: Letters to a Young Comedian and it’s about comedy craft. 🃏 More jokes, info, and clips of my standup: Instagram, TikTok, Threads, and YouTube. Thanks for reading! -Matt You’re on the free list for The Rubesletter by Matt Ruby. For bonus content, become a paying subscriber. Check out Matt’s other newsletter: Funny How: Letters to a Young Comedian. Follow Matt elsewhere: Instagram • YouTube • Threads • Twitter • TikTok • Facebook |
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Beware! The monetizers are coming for you.
Tuesday, April 2, 2024
The nine most terrifying words in the English language: “I'm from the internet and I'm here to help.” ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
One-too-far-itis
Tuesday, March 26, 2024
On hit pieces, accusations, and diminishing returns. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
"You can be a victim and a perpetrator at the same time"
Tuesday, March 19, 2024
Holding two contradictory ideas at once feels like the hardest thing to do nowadays. More thoughts on Israel/Gaza, a bunch of jokes, and news on my upcoming tour. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
We are all vegans at a BBQ joint
Tuesday, March 12, 2024
“Oh great, the campaign has begun!” -No one // Plus: A coastal elite soy boy's message for MAGA bros. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
The enshittification of gate lice...
Tuesday, March 5, 2024
...and other interesting words you should know. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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