Can a Computer Rebuild Manchester United?
Humans have failed, over and over again, to create a competitive soccer team with all of Manchester United’s money. What if we let a computer give it a whirl? I appointed AI as Manchester United’s director of football and asked it what the club would do this offseason:
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Sunday, May 19, 2024
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The Best Teams That Didn't Win the Premier League, Ranked
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