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8/25/2022
20 : 14
God Save the Queen (Deep House Mix)
Another week coming to a close with you, sweet angels.
8/24/2022
21 : 14
Squash your beef with pickleball once and fennel
You might have heard some rumbling about this new trend allegedly sweeping the country.
8/23/2022
20 : 14
Ben and Jen’s Sparsely Attended Plantation Wedding: Everything You Need to Know
Good afternoon lovelies. It's me again, and I am delighted to see you.
8/18/2022
20 : 54
The three Kenneths
Warning: LOLer alert!
8/17/2022
20 : 24
Montecito nights
Another day in paradise, but another day of hell: waiting for the next installment of the 'Before' movie series.
8/16/2022
20 : 24
And we all lived happily eva after
Regretfully we must inform you: capitalism persists another day.
8/12/2022
3 : 4
Saint Francis, pray for us!
Rockin' Wednesday to you! We're back 'atcha in ya inbox, bringin' ya nothing! But! The! Hits!
8/12/2022
2 : 51
Factory reset time
Beautiful afternoon to you, I come bearing great news.
8/9/2022
20 : 24
The Gawker Guide to Lea Michele, Avatar, the Royal Family, and Rage Against the Machine
Good afternoon sweet email recipients, we hand-picked this newsletter just for you.
8/4/2022
20 : 34
Justin Timberlake edited to look like a rat
Party rockers are in the house tonight.
8/3/2022
21 : 4
Big lollipop
Hi, we made another newsletter for you.
8/2/2022
20 : 34
What doesn’t kill you makes you ugly
Good afternoon, sweet summer children; and gather round to peer into your phone, ignoring the beautiful light of August sunsets.
7/28/2022
20 : 4
It was our birthday and you forgot
It's alright. No, really, it's fine.
7/27/2022
20 : 4
You don’t need a swimsuit
Ahoy mateys. Today on Gawker we are telling you something revolutionary.
7/26/2022
20 : 4
Was Jesus a Method actor?
Greetings earthlings.
7/21/2022
20 : 54
Your body, your choice (to get listeria)
Good Thursday afternoon to you.
7/20/2022
21 : 34
10 homeschooled children threaten to play the viola for Harlem residents
ALL ABOARD! Buckle up, babies because we got some wild twists and turns comin at ya.
7/19/2022
20 : 44
Men in peril
Hello and good afternoon again. Today's theme is men.
7/14/2022
21 : 4
Pritzker 2024
Happy Bastille Day! That time where we all get together and remember the general gist of the thing
7/14/2022
10 : 37
Your Etsy Order From “That’s My Towel!” Charm Inc. Shipped
Good afternoon ladies and germs, hope you're poolside soaking in that summer sun