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7/12/2022
20 : 44
Send in the clowns (derogatory)
Good afternoon cuties and sweeties, time to buckle up
7/7/2022
20 : 54
Elon Musk Is the Nick Cannon of Space
Looks like Mars isn't the only thing Elon Musk wants to colonize
7/6/2022
20 : 34
Raising awareness of awareness and also, awareness
Has newsletter culture gone too far?
7/5/2022
20 : 14
Cool new way to poison yourself
Welcome to the Fifth of July, in which we complain about America to balance out yesterday.
6/30/2022
20 : 14
One nation, under hate-scrolling
TGIT readers, another beautiful Thursday and last day of June.
6/29/2022
20 : 4
Do you know where your canceled teen is?
Good afternoon, beautiful. Another day. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
6/28/2022
20 : 4
Some ‘hard’ data
Afternoon, readers. Today we have some words for you.
6/23/2022
20 : 14
Jesus did nothing wrong
Good afternoon and welcome to the latest — and last — Gawker newsletter of the week. Yes, you will have to wait a couple days until our next rendezvous.
6/22/2022
20 : 54
How to fix work: don't do it outside
Good day, subscribers! You are our everything – don't think we don't know that.
6/21/2022
20 : 24
Hamburger candle
Hello beautifuls, me again.
6/17/2022
2 : 19
Why not get your Dad a bee?
Good afternoon, sweet angels. It's a scorcher out there, isn't it? Nothing better on a day like this than cracking open an ice-cold fizzy Coca-Cola. Or, second best, a glug of balsamic vinegar
6/17/2022
2 : 17
D.H. Lawrence wants to connect with you on LinkedIn
ATTEN-TION! That's your sign to stand up straight and salute our bravest soldiers this Father's Day: the old dads.
6/14/2022
20 : 54
Boomers are crying their eyes out in YouTube comments
Good afternoon and welcome to another week together. Sorry to have to do this to you but: we have a review of the Louis CK show in Paris.
6/9/2022
20 : 34
Secret smoking
Sweet Thursday, dear readers.
6/8/2022
20 : 34
I'd like to buy the world a joke
Good afternoon, sweet angels. It's a scorcher out there, isn't it? Nothing better on a day like this than cracking open an ice-cold fizzy Coca-Cola. Or, second best, a glug of balsamic vinegar
6/7/2022
20 : 34
Catfight! Famous Writer Smears Famous Director
Good afternoon dearest. Did you see Annihilation?
6/1/2022
20 : 34
Letter of Recommendation
My name is Gawker Newsletter and I am proud to offer my recommendation of Erin Somers's Letter of Recommendation: Do Away With Letters of Recommendation
5/31/2022
20 : 14
A heartbreaking work of unrelenting glibness
Toppah the mid-afternoon to you, dear readers. Memorial Day may be over, but our party tricks and tips are evergreen. Please use them at your discretion.
5/26/2022
20 : 14
Knock knock knocking on Ellen's door
Before we break for our allotted time spent “memorializing” on Monday, let us leave you with this
5/25/2022
21 : 4
Goodbye to all that this is us
Good afternoon and congratulations to all celebrating the end of nearly two decades of terror: The Ellen Degeneres Show.