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3/15/2021
10 : 44
Yes, all men.
So many trigger warnings but also there's news and stuff. View in Browser (Sits Down With A Cup of Coffee And) Writes A Letter Yes, all men. (Bit of a trigger warning of sorts; this'll be about
1/7/2021
10 : 4
Only open this email if you want to.
Serial killer, aliens, I'm breaking up with you... I got sick of trying to find something that would make you click. Sofie (Sits Down In Her Kitchen, smothers some hand lotion all over her hands
12/21/2020
18 : 44
How To Get Through This Christmas, I think
I'm no expert, but my therapist is... So I can share a bit of what I know? Sofie (Sits Down In Her Kitchen Surrounded By Wet Cardboard And) Writes A Letter This will be written while I drink my
11/17/2020
16 : 34
I'm too famous for this.
No one should have to suffer like this, I'm serious. Chris Pratt has broken up with me again and my dreams of becoming a superstar have Sofie (Sits Down In A Very Dirty Hallway With A Bag Of Dog
10/20/2020
12 : 54
Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?
I'm not doing anything, so maybe we can just hang out and watch a movie or, I don't know, eat cake? Sofie (Sits Down With A Big Bowl Of Leftover CocoPops Milk) Writes A Letter It's just
10/2/2020
13 : 54
I'm probably a huge b i t c h.
It's time to talk about all the shameful, regretful, embarrassing and awkward mistakes that I have made. Sofie (Sits Down With A Big Glass Of Milk) Writes A Letter If you didn't want
9/4/2020
8 : 39
It's not unhealthy being fat
That's right. And I've got all the facts. Sofie (Sits Down With A Cup of Hot Chocolate and) Writes A Letter What a lovely four-day summer we've had. Now it's time for a 11 month long
8/16/2020
14 : 9
Not a lot of time left.
I tweeted something about a celebrity who had done a bad thing and now I fear that journalists will Sofie (Sits Down With A Cup of Hot Chocolate and) Writes A Letter It's the middle of August, so
8/3/2020
8 : 39
People are the worst.
There is only one good person in the world and that person is... Sofie (Sits Down With A Cup of Ice-Tea and) Writes A Letter What a day, what a day, what a mighty fine day Here's the deal: I ramble
7/23/2020
15 : 39
It is a big day for you and me
Surprise, you're getting married/pregnant/fired/hired/inspired. Sofie (Sits Down With A Cup of Tea and) Writes A Letter What a day, what a day, what a mighty fine day Here's the deal: I ramble
7/7/2020
9 : 37
Day four million of lockdown (#12)
I think the best piece of advice I ever got was that no matter what you do, always Sofie (Sits Down With A Cup of Tea and) Writes A Letter #12 Day Four Million Of Lockdown Here's the deal: I ramble
7/7/2020
9 : 36
Honestly, you won't believe how well it works
I was shocked too when I found out. I never saw her as a murderer, I saw her more as okay this is really just clickbait Sofie (Sits Down With A Cup of Tea and) Writes A Letter #12 Day Four Million Of